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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

Postby bill cobbett » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:21 am

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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

Postby repulsewarrior » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:43 am

pure maple syrup, maple ripple ice cream and milk...

...shaken, not stirred.
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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

Postby Oceanside50 » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:14 am

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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

Postby repulsewarrior » Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:49 am

A MAN is standing a bar when he hears a voice coming from the peanut bowl. "I really like your tie," it says. "You're smashing, you are. You're really lovely." Surprised, the man picks up his drink, and walks to his table. Passing the cigarette machine, he hears another voice. "You and your wife are ugly, fat and stupid," the voice says.The man is baffled and asks the barman what is going on.
"I'm so sorry," says the barman. "The peanuts are complimentary but the cigarette machine is out of order."
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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

Postby bill cobbett » Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:03 am

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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

Postby supporttheunderdog » Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:03 pm

A man walked in to a bar , and ordered a glass of wine. He then tipped the wine onto the floor, and ate the bowl of the glass berfore placing the stem on the bar.

The barman looked at the man, and told he was crazy,

The man asked why?

The barman picked up the stem of the glass, and told him, as he popped it in his own mouth "you have left the best bit!".
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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

Postby Cap » Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:06 pm

repulsewarrior wrote:pure maple syrup, maple ripple ice cream and milk...

...shaken, not stirred.


real Canadian syrup or that generic sh**?
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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

Postby repulsewarrior » Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:26 pm

Cap wrote:
repulsewarrior wrote:pure maple syrup, maple ripple ice cream and milk...

...shaken, not stirred.


real Canadian syrup or that generic sh**?


real, (and that's why i posted); delicious!
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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

Postby bill cobbett » Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:27 pm

supporttheunderdog wrote:A man walked in to a bar , and ordered a glass of wine. He then tipped the wine onto the floor, and ate the bowl of the glass berfore placing the stem on the bar.

The barman looked at the man, and told he was crazy,

The man asked why?

The barman picked up the stem of the glass, and told him, as he popped it in his own mouth "you have left the best bit!".


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