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Did the Greeks Invent Frigging Superglue...???

Postby bill cobbett » Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:49 pm

They must have done ... Just unstuck two fingers after gluing them together... Useless stuff!
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Re: Did the Greeks Invent Frigging Superglue...???

Postby Get Real! » Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:58 pm

The “Greeks” invented mythology which in turn allows them to invent everything else at will!
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Re: Did the Greeks Invent Frigging Superglue...???

Postby Cap » Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:05 pm

American.
Harry Cooper invented superglue, it was originally called Eastman910.
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Re: Did the Greeks Invent Frigging Superglue...???

Postby yialousa1971 » Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:12 am

bill cobbett wrote:They must have done ... Just unstuck two fingers after gluing them together... Useless stuff!


Try again but this time use lots more and stick them up your bum and wait 5 minutes. :mrgreen:
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Re: Did the Greeks Invent Frigging Superglue...???

Postby Paphitis » Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:24 am

yialousa1971 wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:They must have done ... Just unstuck two fingers after gluing them together... Useless stuff!


Try again but this time use lots more and stick them up your bum and wait 5 minutes. :mrgreen:


For that, "Greeks" invented lube as you already know! :lol:
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Re: Did the Greeks Invent Frigging Superglue...???

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:49 am

bill cobbett wrote:They must have done ... Just unstuck two fingers after gluing them together... Useless stuff!


:roll:

It's such a male thing to blame the tools ...

What were you trying to do? Put up shelves?
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Re: Did the Greeks Invent Frigging Superglue...???

Postby bill cobbett » Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:11 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:They must have done ... Just unstuck two fingers after gluing them together... Useless stuff!


:roll:

It's such a male thing to blame the tools ...

What were you trying to do? Put up shelves?


... Wtf!!!...put up shelves with Superglue. ??? ...!!!... Flipping typical woman !!!
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Re: Did the Greeks Invent Frigging Superglue...???

Postby supporttheunderdog » Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:10 pm

Was it the critical two used in sign language?
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Re: Did the Greeks Invent Frigging Superglue...???

Postby SSBubbles » Tue Jul 02, 2013 11:28 pm

bill cobbett wrote:They must have done ... Just unstuck two fingers after gluing them together... Useless stuff!



Whoopsy :lol:
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Re: Did the Greeks Invent Frigging Superglue...???

Postby Jerry » Tue Jul 02, 2013 11:52 pm

yialousa1971 wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:They must have done ... Just unstuck two fingers after gluing them together... Useless stuff!


Try again but this time use lots more and stick them up your bum and wait 5 minutes. :mrgreen:


No, this is what you need Loser, OK for internal and external use, lol:


http://www.screwfix.com/p/evo-stik-stic ... tAodqEIAqw
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