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'Tomatoes are Christian,' Muslim group warns

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Re: 'Tomatoes are Christian,' Muslim group warns

Postby Demonax » Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:48 pm

Came across this interesting table of the world's biggest tomato producers:

Rank Country/Region Tomato production (tonnes)
1 People's Republic of China 33,911,702
2 United States 13,718,171
3 India 10,965,355
4 Turkey 10,313,000
5 Egypt 9,204,097
6 Italy 5,976,912
7 Iran 4,826,396
8 Spain 3,922,500
9 Brazil 3,867,655
10 Mexico 2,936,773

Source: Wikipedia


As the world’s fourth largest tomato producer does Turkey know it is promoting Christian propaganda?

Why can't Turkey genetically modify their tomatoes so when you slice them in half they display a crescent and star?

It's time they gave up their policy of neo-Ottomanism and replaced it with neo-Tomatoism!
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Re: 'Tomatoes are Christian,' Muslim group warns

Postby Schnauzer » Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:25 pm

Demonax wrote:Came across this interesting table of the world's biggest tomato producers:

Rank Country/Region Tomato production (tonnes)
1 People's Republic of China 33,911,702
2 United States 13,718,171
3 India 10,965,355
4 Turkey 10,313,000
5 Egypt 9,204,097
6 Italy 5,976,912
7 Iran 4,826,396
8 Spain 3,922,500
9 Brazil 3,867,655
10 Mexico 2,936,773



Chinese tomatoes are different altogether, they are split sideways !. :lol:
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Re: 'Tomatoes are Christian,' Muslim group warns

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:32 pm

Demonax wrote:Came across this interesting table of the world's biggest tomato producers:

Rank Country/Region Tomato production (tonnes)
1 People's Republic of China 33,911,702
2 United States 13,718,171
3 India 10,965,355
4 Turkey 10,313,000
5 Egypt 9,204,097
6 Italy 5,976,912
7 Iran 4,826,396
8 Spain 3,922,500
9 Brazil 3,867,655
10 Mexico 2,936,773

Source: Wikipedia


As the world’s fourth largest tomato producer does Turkey know it is promoting Christian propaganda?

Why can't Turkey genetically modify their tomatoes so when you slice them in half they display a crescent and star?

It's time they gave up their policy of neo-Ottomanism and replaced it with neo-Tomatoism!


Lol :D Love the near-anagram.

This should satisfy the Sufis, seedless tomatoes ...

http://www.burpee.com/vegetables/tomato ... 01016.html
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Re: 'Tomatoes are Christian,' Muslim group warns

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:35 pm

Schnauzer wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:
Demonax wrote:Image


Kύριε ἐλέησον :shock: It's true!

We should hang this transverse section (or is it a cross section?) next to the icons in church. :D

(It's not a false fruit for nothing .... :wink: )


Ahh, but only those capable of mustering the talents required to peer through the curtains of 'Deceit' and 'Chicanery' are able to determine the concealed signs of that which is 'Forbidden' (as in ALL things relevant to secrecy), it is generally referred to as 'Hidden in Plain Sight' and is particularly successful in Political Circles' :wink:


Are we talking Cherry tomatoes here? :?
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