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MY FIRST BRUSH WITH BELARUS POLICE !

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Re: MY FIRST BRUSH WITH BELARUS POLICE !

Postby miltiades » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:36 pm

So B25 thinks that women go for men because of their bodies !!!
How little you know about women is evident by your comment.
Why don't we ask women on this forum whether a mans body is what the go for. You will be surprised to know that on scale from one to ten a mans body registers very low. Now, men go for women's bodies and looks. WOMEN DO NOT.
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Re: MY FIRST BRUSH WITH BELARUS POLICE !

Postby B25 » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:16 pm

Seems she's done you head in too! You can even understand a simple post :) :)
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Re: MY FIRST BRUSH WITH BELARUS POLICE !

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:28 pm

Well, I've been a woman for a veeeerryy long time now. :D And I would have to say you have made the classic mistake of assuming there's only one type of female - the one who is attracted to a "nice mate". And you presume you are that "nice mate". Although it's true to say there's only one type of male - the one attracted to a fine-bodied young female of reproducing age - the converse is not at all true. Women can go for men for many different reasons. The only reason I can think of that a young woman would be attracted to a much older man is if he was likely to drop dead soon and leave her well provided so that she can find a younger mate with whom to raise kids. Harsh but true. :wink:

Survival of the fittest ...

(Maybe she is exceptional. Who knows. You haven't mentioned any of her other attributes. Just that she's a "bombshell".

Well, bombshells are notorious for ..... going OFF! :wink: )
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Re: MY FIRST BRUSH WITH BELARUS POLICE !

Postby Schnauzer » Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:12 pm

Linichka wrote:None of us is granted foreknowledge of when it's going to be lights out for us - or the living equivalent. So why spend our latter years like meek, quavery sheep? Have a damned good ride, and as long as you can.


after a certain age, the prospect of a 'Damned good ride' must surely take place in ''The Mind' rather than 'The Saddle', I would have thought that prolonged exposure to the 'Willy Wobbling Will of Wine' (taken daily in quantity and particularly 'Red Biddy') would lessen the ability to 'Ride On' like an unscrupulous young 'Lothario', perhaps the habit of grinding down 'Viagra Tablets' and sprinkling the dust in the wineglass, may produce the energy for the adventure BUT, 'Beware yon Rides of Minsk' (as Shakespeare would have advised) :lol:
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Re: MY FIRST BRUSH WITH BELARUS POLICE !

Postby repulsewarrior » Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:38 pm

...frankly, i'm with milti, at 57, i have friends in their twenties; they find me interesting.
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Re: MY FIRST BRUSH WITH BELARUS POLICE !

Postby miltiades » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:11 am

GreekIslandGirl wrote:Well, I've been a woman for a veeeerryy long time now. :D And I would have to say you have made the classic mistake of assuming there's only one type of female - the one who is attracted to a "nice mate". And you presume you are that "nice mate". Although it's true to say there's only one type of male - the one attracted to a fine-bodied young female of reproducing age - the converse is not at all true. Women can go for men for many different reasons. The only reason I can think of that a young woman would be attracted to a much older man is if he was likely to drop dead soon and leave her well provided so that she can find a younger mate with whom to raise kids. Harsh but true. :wink:

Survival of the fittest ...

(Maybe she is exceptional. Who knows. You haven't mentioned any of her other attributes. Just that she's a "bombshell".

Well, bombshells are notorious for ..... going OFF! :wink: )


Perhaps I have omitted to mention that my LF has a 13 year old daughter from a previous relationship, she adores her and takes extremely good care of her.She does not wish to have children, and of course neither do I.
What she wants is a decent companion with whom she can spend some years with, no violence either verbal or physical, kindness, care and respect. Remember how I met her, I think I wrote about it some years back.
On the night that I visited the bar she worked at in Limassol, just an ordinary mbiraria,having "rescued" her after losing her purse the day before, which was later found, she became rather impressed by the fact that I came to her assistance.
On having a bottle of wine at the bar, an old geezer, her boss, reprimanded her rather rudly for spending so much time talking to me. That was not a bar where ladies are offered for "sale" just a bar.
He was so rude to her and his manner annoyed me. Get your handbag I told her, right now !
She looked astounded. Dont worry I told her. I have a place almost opposite, you come and stay, you have nothing to worry about me, Im a perfect gentleman.

She did, on July 4th, Independence day, 2010, the rest followed...
Will I marry her, well maybe I already have, maybe ....
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Re: MY FIRST BRUSH WITH BELARUS POLICE !

Postby Schnauzer » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:31 am

repulsewarrior wrote:...frankly, i'm with milti, at 57, i have friends in their twenties; they find me interesting on account of the fact that I keep a rolled up copy of my 'Manifesto' tucked down the front of my trousers.


Wow!, that's a great idea mate, if it is printed on 'A4' you have two options, 8" or 12" (depending on which way you roll it) :lol:
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Re: MY FIRST BRUSH WITH BELARUS POLICE !

Postby miltiades » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:43 am

I'm sufficiently endowed as not to cause any ...friction !!!!
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Re: MY FIRST BRUSH WITH BELARUS POLICE !

Postby Schnauzer » Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:27 am

miltiades wrote:I'm sufficiently endowed as not to cause any ...friction !!!!


Of course, you can easily slip one of those 'Rolling Pins' you used to sell down YOUR trouser leg, 'Elvis' started them old capers. :lol:
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Re: MY FIRST BRUSH WITH BELARUS POLICE !

Postby miltiades » Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:00 pm

Schnauzer wrote:
miltiades wrote:I'm sufficiently endowed as not to cause any ...friction !!!!


Of course, you can easily slip one of those 'Rolling Pins' you used to sell down YOUR trouser leg, 'Elvis' started them old capers. :lol:

I'm sure that you have never heard about Stroumbians !!!

Not only were our donkeys famous throughout the island but also the irrefutable fact that they, the donkeys, resembled in ...size the male villagers in some ..small way, or rather big way, I of course one of them !!! :lol: :lol:
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