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Turkeys EU accession progress report - 2013

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Re: Turkeys EU accession progress report - 2013

Postby miltiades » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:45 pm

Lordo wrote:and god help you when trekey joins.

She will join, when honour killings stop, human rights restored and Kurdish are recognized as a sizeable minority.

Also when Turkish airlines lift their ban on ...lipstick and nail varnish.

When pigs start flying she might just be ready to be accepted !
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Re: Turkeys EU accession progress report - 2013

Postby B25 » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:55 pm

miltiades wrote:When pigs start flying she might just be ready to be accepted !


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Turkeys EU accession progress report - 2013

Postby Lordo » Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:58 pm

knowing the imginuity of the terks i would say the pigs are already flying in the shape of helicopters - atak.
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Re: Turkeys EU accession progress report - 2013

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Fri Oct 25, 2013 4:21 pm

Lordo wrote:knowing the imginuity of the terks i would say the pigs are already flying in the shape of helicopters - atak.


Is that a hybrid word which requires a dollop of "imagination" to any supposed Turkish "ingenuity" ? :D
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Re: Turkeys EU accession progress report - 2013

Postby Maximus » Fri Oct 25, 2013 4:32 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote:
Lordo wrote:knowing the imginuity of the terks i would say the pigs are already flying in the shape of helicopters - atak.


Is that a hybrid word which requires a dollop of "imagination" to any supposed Turkish "ingenuity" ? :D


it is, like these new Turkish halal sex shops which require a huge dollop of imagination to work out their ingenuity. :lol:
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Re: Turkeys EU accession progress report - 2013

Postby miltiades » Fri Oct 25, 2013 4:50 pm

Apparently Turkish Airlines have commissioned a cosmetics manufacturer to produce halal lipstick and nail varnish for their female staff. The cosmetics company is Israeli.
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Re: Turkeys EU accession progress report - 2013

Postby Paphitis » Fri Oct 25, 2013 5:58 pm

The day Turkey becomes a member of the EU will be the day Greece and the RoC should exit!

Can you imagine having Customs Agreements with this Islamic country of gypsies? No thanks!
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Re: Turkeys EU accession progress report - 2013

Postby miltiades » Fri Oct 25, 2013 6:00 pm

Paphitis wrote:The day Turkey becomes a member of the EU will be the day Greece and the RoC should exit!

Can you imagine having Customs Agreements with this Islamic country of gypsies? No thanks!

Should Turkey join the EU it would be a reasonable demand that Sharia law is introduced !
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Re: Turkeys EU accession progress report - 2013

Postby Paphitis » Fri Oct 25, 2013 6:04 pm

miltiades wrote:
Paphitis wrote:The day Turkey becomes a member of the EU will be the day Greece and the RoC should exit!

Can you imagine having Customs Agreements with this Islamic country of gypsies? No thanks!

Should Turkey join the EU it would be a reasonable demand that Sharia law is introduced !


The EU would be stupid enough to do just that!
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Re: Turkeys EU accession progress report - 2013

Postby B25 » Fri Oct 25, 2013 6:36 pm

miltiades wrote:Apparently Turkish Airlines have commissioned a cosmetics manufacturer to produce halal lipstick and nail varnish for their female staff. The cosmetics company is Israeli.

Do they also do halal condoms :lol: :lol: :lol:

After all, they eat the meat!
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