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[Cap]

This gentleman is 62 years old.
Chairman and also player for the Limassol Crusaders.

Who're you guys calling 'old'?

[Oceanside50]

someone should knock the shit out of that geezer...

[kurupetos]

someone should knock the shit out of that geezer...

Yes, he is English.

[miltiades]

Man: But God God, why did you make her so stupid?
God: So that she will like you, my son!

Thanks Kikapu, I often wondered why she liked me, you hit the nail on the head mate !!

[miltiades]

Here is a quick little true story that took place last week when I was in Cyprus, my older 74 year old eccentric and very funny brother was there too.

He took my along to a "TROHONOMOUS " Traffic Wardens office in order for him to apply for a job.

In we went, the man behind the desk listened "inattentively" , casting a look at my brothers ...mustache, the first in his life and a real funny one, and asked, " how old are you Sir, quick as a flash my brother replied, 53 !!!!

Sorry the man said, you are too young, we only take on the over ....70s...

Eric is quite a character and well known in Limassol where regardless of the time of day he greets everyone in English with ...good afternoon, it might be midnight or early morning, as far as Eric is concerned is always good afternoon.!!!

[GreekIslandGirl]

In praise of older men ...

Sean Connery.

Say no more!

[miltiades]

In praise of older men ...

Sean Connery.

Say no more!

Steady on girl, Sean is 83, I'm just a youngster next to him at 67

The greatest lesson you derive as you get older is the fact that age and ....beauty go hand in hand!!

Saying this, I'm not the least a "hand holder" or an exhibitionist of amorous behaviour in public, just like a fine bottle of wine, a man matures and gains confidence in the knowledge that there better times ahead, finer ...wines!

An ambition I nurture is to see my grandchildren married, to dance at their weddings and if my fingers are still nimble to play a tune or two.....
Here is a poem for you specially S and someone else....

Not to love is no disgrace, not to have loved is a pity, but to have loved and to have lost is a tragedy!

[supporttheunderdog]

And actually your joke , kikapu, reminded me of a passage from a book I read some time ago...

God had just taken the rib from Adam and was forming it into
Eve. the devil spied God and saw that he was busy with something..It must be something special the devil thought. The devil in his curiosity gingerly walks up behind God and with stealth takes Adams rib. The devil bolts towards the forest, while holding the rib. god finally realizes what had happened and before the devil reachedthe forest,God reaches out with his almighty hand and grabs the devil by the horns. the devils horns break off in Gods hand.. the devil runs into the forest holding Adams rib.. what's God to do, the devil and Adams rib are gone and all he has are the devils horns.. God then decides to make Eve from the devils horns... we've been lied to kikapu, women aren't made from Adams rib but actually from the horns of the devil

Is "g"IG the living proof of that Theorem?

[miltiades]

What ?

[Kikapu]

Didn't you used to be a bit of a womaniser, Kinkypu?

Just because I spent several months on my sailboat sailing the high seas of the Atlantic and Pacific Ocean during my more youthful years with two free spirited adventurous young ladies where "coming about" was very frequent, for you to label me as being a womaniser. I ask you all, is that really fair?

But now that you have raised the point on womanising, isn't womanising normal in the male species genetic blue print?