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by **Lordo** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 3:09 pm

kurupetos wrote:
Lordo wrote:scan your palm and post it and i will tell you how long you got left except the wankers. the smooth hand throws out the calculations.

so gurubedo dont scan.

you are a woman and have 5 years 3 months 2 days 3 hours 23 minutes and 10 seconds 23 milliseconds 12 microseconds and 1 nanosecond.

by **kurupetos** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:45 pm

Lordo wrote:
kurupetos wrote:
Lordo wrote:scan your palm and post it and i will tell you how long you got left except the wankers. the smooth hand throws out the calculations.

so gurubedo dont scan.

Try again...

by **Paphitis** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:12 am

kurupetos wrote:
Lordo wrote:
kurupetos wrote:
Lordo wrote:scan your palm and post it and i will tell you how long you got left except the wankers. the smooth hand throws out the calculations.

so gurubedo dont scan.

Try again...

Where's your boyfriend's diamond ring? :lol:

by **kurupetos** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:30 am

Paphitis wrote:Where's your boyfriend's diamond ring?

stongolosu pushdwin

by **Lordo** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:47 am

kurupetos wrote:
Lordo wrote:
kurupetos wrote:
Lordo wrote:scan your palm and post it and i will tell you how long you got left except the wankers. the smooth hand throws out the calculations.

so gurubedo dont scan.

Try again...

if you are insisting that those hands are yours and that you are indeed a man, then there is only one explanation. your palms are so smooth, you are wife is called mrs palmer and you are wanking so much that you have turned chinese and your have wiped out your life line and have very short period left. now i cant say which period as it depends on how regular you are, is it 4 weekly or some other period. you let me know and i will tell you which period you will die at.

by **kurupetos** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:43 pm

Boy, you are stupid...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountza

by **apc2010** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:52 pm

In light of recent events ..could the thread title not be changed.......

by **Lordo** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:55 pm

kurupetos wrote::lol: Boy, you are stupid...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountza

pyke you stupid boy. why would i know anything about stupid greek culture.
na to you to.

by **kurupetos** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 7:16 pm

Lordo wrote:
kurupetos wrote::lol: Boy, you are stupid...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountza

pyke you stupid boy. why would i know anything about stupid greek culture.
na to you to.

Good! The less you know about us the better.

by **Archimedes** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 3:24 am

kurupetos wrote:
Paphitis wrote:Tuesday, October 12, 2055

My kids will hopefully be married off by then and I would be a Grand Dad. I'm happy with that.

Koalas don't live that long. Make sure you add the koala factor to the calculation.