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I have got religion

Postby supporttheunderdog » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:11 am

I had too look twice, but if you want to kiss Jesus kiss this.

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Re: I have got religion

Postby CBBB » Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:16 am

supporttheunderdog wrote:I had too look twice, but if you want to kiss Jesus kiss this.

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Would that be better than kissing the Archbishop's ring?
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Re: I have got religion

Postby Get Real! » Mon Dec 23, 2013 2:38 pm

supporttheunderdog wrote:I had too look twice, but if you want to kiss Jesus kiss this.

What is this stupid post? :?

Are you trying to insult those who believe in Jesus just two days before Xmas? :?

Not very clever.
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Re: I have got religion

Postby bill cobbett » Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:34 pm

It's a Miracle ...!!!
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Re: I have got religion

Postby Oceanside50 » Mon Dec 23, 2013 4:10 pm

Why is it offensive?.. It's only a dogs ass.. Who says Jesus only appears in appropriate pre determined places, where you think its appropriate.
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Re: I have got religion

Postby Paphitis » Mon Dec 23, 2013 4:36 pm

A very holy Dog at a very holy time!
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Re: I have got religion

Postby Jerry » Mon Dec 23, 2013 4:51 pm

So, this is where the crude and disgusting Americanism "HOLY SHIT" comes from.

Talking of religion, have a good Christmas chaps, see you in church no doubt. :lol:
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Re: I have got religion

Postby bsharpish » Mon Dec 23, 2013 4:57 pm

The traditional Christmas od Dec 25th is an arbitary date ..... mock away

If it was so important to note the exact date of "The Messiahs" birth I'm sure the Handbook of Christianity (AKA the bible) would be specific (it isnt - in fact best scholarly estimates are Mid October ) ...... The whole point about this Christianity thing is---- His death to redeem us etc etc etc

And that date is specific !!!

So party on and enjoy the whole Yule, solstice thing that got absorbed into "Christianity"

Oh and by the way the 3 Magi were almost certainly Zoroastrians\wise scholars NOT KINGS and turned up when he was about 1-2 years old ... So- Sorry thats another bubble burst - No kings,no gold,myrhh or frankenstein ;-)

I always thought the nativity would be better with a large reanimated monster :-)
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Re: I have got religion

Postby Oceanside50 » Mon Dec 23, 2013 5:02 pm

Mohammed ate pork and was gay
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Re: I have got religion

Postby johnny1 » Mon Dec 23, 2013 6:08 pm

you are all pigs
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