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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby miltiades » Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:27 pm

Well, I have now been married since December 28th 2011, did I do the right thing ? Well who cares, I have a few years left being diabetic and all, and a gorgeous young wife now at the ripe old age of 32 :lol: :lol:
My family have accepted her, her daughter is about to get my name, her old folks are happy that their daughter is happy and sharing her life with a real ...plonker , so who gives a toss, age does matter I know but we get on well, I always remove my ..dentures before any strenuous activity, and place them in a glass next to the bed :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

We had a week together in Cyprus recently, she occupied her self watching Russian ...cartoons :lol:While I did the cooking and the washing up. Had her 32nd birthday at the apartment, invited family and friends and had a great time until I started playing my guitar and singing, somehow the wine has affected my playing and singing :lol:

When I relax, I enjoy nothing more than a glass or two, maybe three or four, and frivolous conversation, she talks to me in Russian and I respond in ...Chrarly language, that's half Greek and half English, but we understand one another!
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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby Kikapu » Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:38 pm

miltiades wrote:Well, I have now been married since December 28th 2011, did I do the right thing ? Well who cares, I have a few years left being diabetic and all, and a gorgeous young wife now at the ripe old age of 32 :lol: :lol:
My family have accepted her, her daughter is about to get my name, her old folks are happy that their daughter is happy and sharing her life with a real ...plonker , so who gives a toss, age does matter I know but we get on well, I always remove my ..dentures before any strenuous activity, and place them in a glass next to the bed :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

We had a week together in Cyprus recently, she occupied her self watching Russian ...cartoons :lol:While I did the cooking and the washing up. Had her 32nd birthday at the apartment, invited family and friends and had a great time until I started playing my guitar and singing, somehow the wine has affected my playing and singing :lol:

When I relax, I enjoy nothing more than a glass or two, maybe three or four, and frivolous conversation, she talks to me in Russian and I respond in ...Chrarly language, that's half Greek and half English, but we understand one another!


April 1st was 2 weeks ago, Milti! :wink:
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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:40 pm

miltiades wrote:Well, I have now been married since December 28th 2011, did I do the right thing ? Well who cares, I have a few years left being diabetic and all, and a gorgeous young wife now at the ripe old age of 32 :lol: :lol:
My family have accepted her, her daughter is about to get my name, her old folks are happy that their daughter is happy and sharing her life with a real ...plonker , so who gives a toss, age does matter I know but we get on well, I always remove my ..dentures before any strenuous activity, and place them in a glass next to the bed :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

We had a week together in Cyprus recently, she occupied her self watching Russian ...cartoons :lol:While I did the cooking and the washing up. Had her 32nd birthday at the apartment, invited family and friends and had a great time until I started playing my guitar and singing, somehow the wine has affected my playing and singing :lol:

When I relax, I enjoy nothing more than a glass or two, maybe three or four, and frivolous conversation, she talks to me in Russian and I respond in ...Chrarly language, that's half Greek and half English, but we understand one another!


I think I've entered the ...................... Twilight Zone!!! :shock:
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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby Pyrpolizer » Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:38 pm

miltiades wrote:Well, I have now been married since December 28th 2011, did I do the right thing ? Well who cares, I have a few years left being diabetic and all, and a gorgeous young wife now at the ripe old age of 32 :lol: :lol:
My family have accepted her, her daughter is about to get my name, her old folks are happy that their daughter is happy and sharing her life with a real ...plonker , so who gives a toss, age does matter I know but we get on well, I always remove my ..dentures before any strenuous activity, and place them in a glass next to the bed :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

We had a week together in Cyprus recently, she occupied her self watching Russian ...cartoons :lol:While I did the cooking and the washing up. Had her 32nd birthday at the apartment, invited family and friends and had a great time until I started playing my guitar and singing, somehow the wine has affected my playing and singing :lol:

When I relax, I enjoy nothing more than a glass or two, maybe three or four, and frivolous conversation, she talks to me in Russian and I respond in ...Chrarly language, that's half Greek and half English, but we understand one another!


Enjoy your marriage "Pappou-Krasi" Milti :wink:

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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby miltiades » Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:46 am

Well, as I said earlier it was a marriage of in-convenience !!
A sort of part time marriage on a limited chronological scale, certainly not designed to last a lifetime.
As a confirmed Male chauvinist ...bull, :D I want much more than physical entertainment, mental stimulation is an aphrodisiac and that I don not have, but who cares :lol:
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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby Kikapu » Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:05 pm

miltiades wrote:Well, as I said earlier it was a marriage of in-convenience !!
A sort of part time marriage on a limited chronological scale, certainly not designed to last a lifetime.
As a confirmed Male chauvinist ...bull, :D I want much more than physical entertainment, mental stimulation is an aphrodisiac and that I don not have, but who cares :lol:


You got us for that, so stop bitching! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby miltiades » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:31 pm

I'm ...in it for as long as it lasts !!! Somehow I have a feeling that its of a limited time run, she is young I'm a grand dad almost 68,
Only time will tell !!
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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby Oceanside50 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:41 pm

miltiades wrote:I'm ...in it for as long as it lasts !!! Somehow I have a feeling that its of a limited time run, she is young I'm a grand dad almost 68,
Only time will tell !!


With 5 or 6 "shibethkies" left...shoot wisely :lol:
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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby miltiades » Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:10 am

Oceanside50 wrote:
miltiades wrote:I'm ...in it for as long as it lasts !!! Somehow I have a feeling that its of a limited time run, she is young I'm a grand dad almost 68,
Only time will tell !!


With 5 or 6 "shibethkies" left...shoot wisely :lol:

I wouldn't say that many :lol: :lol:
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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby Pyrpolizer » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:23 pm

Bravo Milti for your honesty.

A few years ago I had to visit an urologist. He was an old classmate.
While chatting he told me <Look at all those old men waiting outside. They come to me for an injection, so they go fxxx some whore afterwards. LOL I said why don't they use Viagra? Nooo, he said injection is the No1, 10 times stronger. I make all my money from this, Kypreoi are the most crazy men in the world for their villi.> :roll: :lol:
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