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beer in the atomic world.

Postby repulsewarrior » Sat May 31, 2014 6:04 pm

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, How much for a beer? The bartender replies, For you, no charge!

...question: if protons are charged, and electrons discharged, what kind of clients would this bartender be looking for?

must be some heavy bar if all they're looking for is neutrons and protons...
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Re: beer in the atomic world.

Postby bill cobbett » Sat May 31, 2014 6:31 pm

Well, might the heavy bar be the baryon...???
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Postby repulsewarrior » Sat May 31, 2014 6:39 pm

quarky stuff, I know.
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Postby bill cobbett » Sat May 31, 2014 6:46 pm

Yes, charming... give us a minute, just a lepton so to speak and will try and put a spin on this matter.
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Re: beer in the atomic world.

Postby repulsewarrior » Sat May 31, 2014 10:34 pm

indeed, I so toping for a heavy metal band to play.
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Postby CBBB » Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:48 pm

If either of you want a job in comedy I hope you have some meson!
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Postby GreekIslandGirl » Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:09 pm

CBBB wrote:If either of you want a job in comedy I hope you have some meson!


Boson meson?
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Re: beer in the atomic world.

Postby repulsewarrior » Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:54 pm

...it's a weighty choice, some take too lightly, thanks for your con-CERN CBBB.

wouldn't want to string you along, but I've thought about it.
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Re: beer in the atomic world.

Postby CBBB » Sun Jun 01, 2014 9:49 pm

repulsewarrior wrote:...it's a weighty choice, some take too lightly, thanks for your con-CERN CBBB.

wouldn't want to string you along, but I've thought about it.


Sorry, but your Brane is out of my league!
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Re: beer in the atomic world.

Postby bill cobbett » Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:18 pm

CBBB wrote:
repulsewarrior wrote:...it's a weighty choice, some take too lightly, thanks for your con-CERN CBBB.

wouldn't want to string you along, but I've thought about it.


Sorry, but your Brane is out of my league!


Enough of these strange and weak interactions reh CBBB... glue on to your field of expertise... Kaons.
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