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Another Lourollshitioti Joke for a Friday Night

Postby bill cobbett » Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:20 pm

Scabbo was walking along the beach at Lourijina when he stumbled on a most beautiful and practically naked woman sunbathing at the water's edge.

Leaving his usual deviances aside he shags the girl... which, as you can all imagine, doesn't take at all long.

When he finishes, he tells the woman that in nine months time she'll have a Lourijinian baby and that she should call it Freddo.

Whereupon the girl tells him that in a few days time he'll have a sore red rash and he can call it Herpes.

... :mrgreen:
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Re: Another Lourollshitioti Joke for a Friday Night

Postby kurupetos » Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:48 am

There is no beach in Lurucina, re BillC. :?

...and is the girl a quadrupedal, ruminant mammal? :mrgreen:
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Re: Another Lourollshitioti Joke for a Friday Night

Postby CBBB » Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:15 pm

kurupetos wrote:There is no beach in Lurucina, re BillC. :?

...and is the girl a quadrupedal, ruminant mammal? :mrgreen:


She told him to get the flock out of here!
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Re: Another Lourollshitioti Joke for a Friday Night

Postby kurupetos » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:45 pm

CBBB wrote:
kurupetos wrote:There is no beach in Lurucina, re BillC. :?

...and is the girl a quadrupedal, ruminant mammal? :mrgreen:


She told him to get the flock out of here!

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Re: Another Lourollshitioti Joke for a Friday Night

Postby Lordo » Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:59 pm

what happens when three charlui sheepshaggers put their wellies on and start posting in one thread?
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Re: Another Lourollshitioti Joke for a Friday Night

Postby kurupetos » Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:37 pm

Lordo wrote:what happens when three charlui sheepshaggers put their wellies on and start posting in one thread?

The 4th one arrives... :?
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