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Re: DTmou! Ela na fate batsous tsie na betaktite isha bano!

Postby Paphitis » Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:38 am

DT. wrote:
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Get Real! wrote:Give it up loser… nobody is interested in your shitty league and APOEL is in Europe’s top 50 clubs so they wouldn’t even look at you!

Now go suck a lemon and you’ll get over it. :lol:

There's a good girl... :wink:


Skata you're in the top 50 imish.

Put you money where your mouth is. So far you only got 1 point and that's all you will get.

At the moment Manchester City and Liverpool are spending millions in the A League and you wouldn't look at us. Yeh right loser!

Asiktir Vlaka!

I'm gonna have to upgrade you from lemons to grapefruit... :lol:

http://www.uefa.com/memberassociations/ ... ings/club/

Now kiss their feet insolent koala and be quiet! :lol:


Sorry, watching one of your games makes me think about suicide whilst the A-League or EPL has me on the edge of my seat! :(

The fans in Oz are spoilt with the likes of David Villa, Berisha, Duff, Isaias, Del Piero and William Gallas.


1) David Villa is 33 and no longer plays for Spain.
2) Berisha??? Is an Albanian footballer that came to you from mega teams such as Burley and Horsens...( :lol: wherever that is)
3) Duff is 35 :lol: for gods sake!
4) Isaias is some Spanish player that his mother doesn't even know who joined the Australian league from a 2 year stint in a team called ponferaddina. A Spanish 2nd division team.
5) Del Piero is 40!!!!!!! Years old :lol:
6) William Gallas is 37!!!!

You know I used to think that there was a little quality in Australia but ever since you made me dig this stuff out I'm now convinced that your league is the home of has-beens and never-has beens.

Pack it in Paphiti isasten enan panairi :oops:


David Villa is 32 and still at his prime and you know it.

He has not retired from the National Team, and was signed for 35 million Euro by Manchester City. Barcelona even made an offer for him, but he ended up in Melbourne City! He is bloody nippy as.

Duff is in his 3rd season but that's not all. There are current international players of Austria (Captain Janker), Switzerland, Ireland, Albania, Cost Rica, Serbia, Croatia, Holland and Spain as well as former Internationals from a number of others like Italy, France, Brazil and Argentina.

William Gallas retired 3 years ago in the A-League. When he was playing, he was still a current France International.
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Re: DTmou! Ela na fate batsous tsie na betaktite isha bano!

Postby kurupetos » Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:45 am

Paphiti, I think you need to start with the basics...

Lesson 1:

This is a watermelon:

Image

This a football (ball):

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End of today's lecture... more to follow... next year...
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Re: DTmou! Ela na fate batsous tsie na betaktite isha bano!

Postby Paphitis » Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:49 am

kurupetos wrote:Paphiti, I think you need to start with the basics...

Lesson 1:

This is a watermelon:
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End of today's lecture... more to follow... next year...


I think you need to educate yourself!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Villa
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Re: DTmou! Ela na fate batsous tsie na betaktite isha bano!

Postby kurupetos » Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:57 am

Paphitis wrote:
kurupetos wrote:Paphiti, I think you need to start with the basics...

Lesson 1:

This is a watermelon:
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End of today's lecture... more to follow... next year...


I think you need to educate yourself!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Villa

Say another one with Bombos. :mrgreen:
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Re: DTmou! Ela na fate batsous tsie na betaktite isha bano!

Postby Paphitis » Tue Oct 28, 2014 1:07 am

kurupetos wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
kurupetos wrote:Paphiti, I think you need to start with the basics...

Lesson 1:

This is a watermelon:
[/img]


End of today's lecture... more to follow... next year...


I think you need to educate yourself!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Villa

Say another one with Bombos. :mrgreen:


Save it for when you get smashed by 4 goals should you ever get to play them!
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Re: DTmou! Ela na fate batsous tsie na betaktite isha bano!

Postby Paphitis » Tue Oct 28, 2014 2:36 am

DT. wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
Get Real! wrote:Give it up loser… nobody is interested in your shitty league and APOEL is in Europe’s top 50 clubs so they wouldn’t even look at you!

Now go suck a lemon and you’ll get over it. :lol:

There's a good girl... :wink:


Skata you're in the top 50 imish.

Put you money where your mouth is. So far you only got 1 point and that's all you will get.

At the moment Manchester City and Liverpool are spending millions in the A League and you wouldn't look at us. Yeh right loser!

Asiktir Vlaka!

I'm gonna have to upgrade you from lemons to grapefruit... :lol:

http://www.uefa.com/memberassociations/ ... ings/club/

Now kiss their feet insolent koala and be quiet! :lol:


Sorry, watching one of your games makes me think about suicide whilst the A-League or EPL has me on the edge of my seat! :(

The fans in Oz are spoilt with the likes of David Villa, Berisha, Duff, Isaias, Del Piero and William Gallas.


1) David Villa is 33 and no longer plays for Spain.
2) Berisha??? Is an Albanian footballer that came to you from mega teams such as Burley and Horsens...( :lol: wherever that is)
3) Duff is 35 :lol: for gods sake!
4) Isaias is some Spanish player that his mother doesn't even know who joined the Australian league from a 2 year stint in a team called ponferaddina. A Spanish 2nd division team.
5) Del Piero is 40!!!!!!! Years old :lol:
6) William Gallas is 37!!!!

You know I used to think that there was a little quality in Australia but ever since you made me dig this stuff out I'm now convinced that your league is the home of has-beens and never-has beens.

Pack it in Paphiti isasten enan panairi :oops:


DT, isha bano tha betaktite!

BTW, Riise is 34 years old

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Arne_Riise

Gustavo Manduca is 34 years old

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustavo_Manduca

Dionysis Chiotis is 37 years old

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dionisis_Chiotis

Mario Sergio is 33 years old

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A1rio_S%C3%A9rgio

Kaka is 33 years old

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kak%C3%A1_ ... _born_1981)

Not only is half your squad older than David Villa but they are all second rate xeni, and you would run out of legs up against the likes of Melbourne Victory or Melbourne City!

Invitation still stands. Come to Australia na fate batsous! :lol:

Your petsoyeri will get smashed! lol
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Re: DTmou! Ela na fate batsous tsie na betaktite isha bano!

Postby Paphitis » Tue Oct 28, 2014 6:50 am

Get Real! wrote:
Paphitis wrote:Sorry, watching one of your games makes me think about suicide whilst the A-League or EPL has me on the edge of my seat! :(

The fans in Oz are spoilt with the likes of David Villa, Berisha, Duff, Isaias, Del Piero and William Gallas.

I’ve got good news for you koala! :D

Orfeas’ B team just rung to say that they’ve decided to take up your challenge and they promise not to press for more than five goals against your side if you can guarantee a 5 star casino resort with the finest Australian hookers thrown it! :wink:

There you go… your persistence paid off after all! 8)


Look, I would love to help you but Orpheus can get all the boy Hookers they want at any of the 5-Star casino resorts in the occupied part of Cyprus!

You should know that! :lol:
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Re: DTmou! Ela na fate batsous tsie na betaktite isha bano!

Postby Get Real! » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:39 am

Bombos' dad gave him 5 pounds to get fish from the market.

On his return Bombos was walking through Soutsou street when a hooker says to him…

“Bombo, if you show me where the pussy is you get to fuck me for free but if you get it wrong I keep the fish!”

Bombo quickly pointed to the little triangle between her legs when all of a sudden the hooker bent over and said… “Nope! It’s here in the back!”

“Damn!” said Bombos, and handed her the fish!

Back home Bombos lied to his dad that the wind blew his 5 pound note away and unhappy dad gave him another!

Once again on his way back Bombos was asked by the hooker to show her where the pussy is or lose the fish!

Bombos confidently pointed to her back when she suddenly straightened out and said “Nope! It's right here in the front!”

“Damn!” said Bombos once again, and handed her the fish!

Back home his dad asked... “Where the hell is the fish Bombo?”

And Bombo worryingly replied… “An den statherobithi to boutti, en tromen psari simera!”

(Unless the pussy becomes stable we’re not eating fish today!)

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Re: DTmou! Ela na fate batsous tsie na betaktite isha bano!

Postby Paphitis » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:43 am

Get Real,

I just got off the phone with Paul Lederer (Jew with Israeli Citizenship), CEO of WSW.

Conversation went as follows:

Paphitis: Paul, can you go over to play Apoel and rip them apart?

Paul: Yes no worries Paphitis. I am negotiating with the Israeli Football Federation as we speak!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: DTmou! Ela na fate batsous tsie na betaktite isha bano!

Postby Get Real! » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:53 am

Paphitis wrote:Get Real,

I just got off the phone with Paul Lederer (Jew with Israeli Citizenship), CEO of WSW.

Conversation went as follows:

Paphitis: Paul, can you go over to play Apoel and rip them apart?

Paul: Yes no worries Paphitis. I am negotiating with the Israeli Football Federation as we speak!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Err, the highest ranked Israeli team is Hapoel Tel-Aviv FC at #84! :lol:

That’s 32 spots below APOEL!

http://www.uefa.com/memberassociations/ ... ings/club/
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