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Re: History...

Postby Paphitis » Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:40 am

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tsukoui wrote:I was in the middle of chatting up an English girl when I started this thread and immediately pulled an African Muslim as well. Now I'm stuck on who to choose. I don't know how Milti does it? :?


Choose the Muslim as Islam supports polygyny, and the English (really?) girl might not be too fussy. :P

If the girl's not English, she's Lithuanian, what do I do?


She's probably better looking so if I were you I would continue to chat her up! :)

Well I've managed to keep the two of them going, but it's crunch time, I've got to ask one of them on a date :oops:


Another bit of advice. Tell the Kybrea or Ellinida to pack her stuff and get outta here!

You've got an East European goddess now! Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes. Should make gorgeous kids too.
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Re: History...

Postby kurupetos » Thu Nov 27, 2014 10:00 pm

Oceanside50 wrote:What's so funny

Lordo.
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Re: History...

Postby tsukoui » Mon Dec 01, 2014 7:01 pm

The Moslem dumped me. I represented a single English man who wasn't sure and she wished me the best of luck :(
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Re: History...

Postby tsukoui » Tue Dec 02, 2014 9:19 am

Actually she said fcuk off and die
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Re: History...

Postby kurupetos » Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:44 am

tsukoui wrote:Actually she said fcuk off and die

Maybe it's about time you realise that multiculturalism doesn't work.

Shave your head and join us... :lol:
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Re: History...

Postby tsukoui » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:25 am

kurupetos wrote:
tsukoui wrote:Actually she said fcuk off and die

Maybe it's about time you realise that multiculturalism doesn't work.

Shave your head and join us... :lol:

Now the Lithuanian's blanking me: she wants a mathematician and I've started representing my English pals :( The Irish think he's great :(
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Re: History...

Postby tsukoui » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:54 pm

kurupetos wrote:
tsukoui wrote:Actually she said fcuk off and die

Maybe it's about time you realise that multiculturalism doesn't work.

Shave your head and join us... :lol:

Why don't you study Judaism and hit them where it hurts. You're supposed to be Orthodox, we are all Jews.
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Re: History...

Postby kurupetos » Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:40 pm

tsukoui wrote:
kurupetos wrote:
tsukoui wrote:Actually she said fcuk off and die

Maybe it's about time you realise that multiculturalism doesn't work.

Shave your head and join us... :lol:

Why don't you study Judaism and hit them where it hurts. You're supposed to be Orthodox, we are all Jews.

The Jews wouldn't agree with such a statement... :lol:
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Re: History...

Postby tsukoui » Wed Dec 03, 2014 5:07 pm

kurupetos wrote:
tsukoui wrote:
kurupetos wrote:
tsukoui wrote:Actually she said fcuk off and die

Maybe it's about time you realise that multiculturalism doesn't work.

Shave your head and join us... :lol:

Why don't you study Judaism and hit them where it hurts. You're supposed to be Orthodox, we are all Jews.

The Jews wouldn't agree with such a statement... :lol:

I don't like diamonds :roll:
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Re: History...

Postby tsukoui » Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:20 pm

Actually, the Lithuanian doesn't like diamonds... he's a musician.
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