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When Is A Lie Not A Lie ...???

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Re: When Is A Lie Not A Lie ...???

Postby bill cobbett » Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:19 pm

We don't have need of these new fangled lie-detecting machines when we have our traditional CF methods.

Now, if you could have a seat in this dentist's chair brother Fibbo, we'll soon extract the truth.
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Re: When Is A Lie Not A Lie ...???

Postby kurupetos » Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:38 pm

No, Lordo is immune to truth. :mrgreen:
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Re: When Is A Lie Not A Lie ...???

Postby Oceanside50 » Wed Dec 24, 2014 1:22 am

This reminds me of a story of a Pakistani dishwasher... You all want to hear it?
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Re: When Is A Lie Not A Lie ...???

Postby repulsewarrior » Wed Dec 24, 2014 1:28 am

...yes, please.
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Re: When Is A Lie Not A Lie ...???

Postby Lordo » Wed Dec 24, 2014 1:41 am

bill cobbett wrote:We don't have need of these new fangled lie-detecting machines when we have our traditional CF methods.

Now, if you could have a seat in this dentist's chair brother Fibbo, we'll soon extract the truth.

get your spelling right man, it is tooth not truth.
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Re: When Is A Lie Not A Lie ...???

Postby Lordo » Wed Dec 24, 2014 1:42 am

Oceanside50 wrote:This reminds me of a story of a Pakistani dishwasher... You all want to hear it?

ma en djinos o pakistanis bu eynigen gostaki.
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Re: When Is A Lie Not A Lie ...???

Postby Oceanside50 » Wed Dec 24, 2014 1:57 am

[quote="repulsewarrior"]...yes, please.[/quote
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Re: When Is A Lie Not A Lie ...???

Postby Lordo » Wed Dec 24, 2014 2:15 am

no he did not. you told him it was lamb you lieing toad. was it a greek pig.


meet charlui.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVhTiJxDJpY
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Re: When Is A Lie Not A Lie ...???

Postby Paphitis » Wed Dec 24, 2014 2:17 am

Lordo doesn't even have any teeth!
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Re: When Is A Lie Not A Lie ...???

Postby Oceanside50 » Wed Dec 24, 2014 2:19 am

Lordo wrote:no he did not. you told him it was lamb you lieing toad. was it a greek pig.


meet charlui.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVhTiJxDJpY



Lamb looks and tastes different.. It goes back to the turk kosher pig
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