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en pirazi

Postby Lordo » Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:33 pm

Five Cypriots are talking to a very old, very wise lady. She wants to know what city they come from. The first one replies:
- I come from Nicosia, old lady.

- Good for you, says the old lady. Big city, the capital, but it's not by the beach and it's very hot in the summer. En pirazi, en pirazi (never mind, never mind).

Then the second one replies:

- I come from Limassol.

- Lucky you, says the old lady. Rich city, nice hotels, a lot of tourists. You have a lot of crime though, but en pirazi, en pirazi.

The third one says:

- I come from Famagusta, old lady.

- How nice! Beautiful beaches, nice citrus groves. Too bad you cannot enjoy it anymore and it's empty from people. En pirazi, en pirazi.

The fourth one comes from Larnaca.

- Nice! Says the old lady. You have the airport there and that nice beach with the palm trees. You also have the oil refinery which pollutes the air but en pirazi, en pirazi.

Finally the last one approaches the old lady and says:

- I come from Paphos, old lady.

- En pirazi, en pirazi.
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Re: en pirazi

Postby kurupetos » Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:24 pm

Then Lordo joins them and says, "I come from Louroudjina". They all reply, "stanathema". :mrgreen:
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Re: en pirazi

Postby Lordo » Wed Dec 24, 2014 2:02 am

edo zizziron medo drag. kobghasde.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRJI-B9OR9I
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Re: en pirazi

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Wed Dec 24, 2014 2:53 pm

Reh mana mou, Lord O, what did your wise (presumably Greek, then) old woman have to say about our beautiful Kyrenia?
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Re: en pirazi

Postby Lordo » Wed Dec 24, 2014 3:36 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote:Reh mana mou, Lord O, what did your wise (presumably Greek, then) old woman have to say about our beautiful Kyrenia?


en pirazi

what else could she have said.
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Re: en pirazi

Postby kurupetos » Thu Dec 25, 2014 5:52 pm

Lordo wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:Reh mana mou, Lord O, what did your wise (presumably Greek, then) old woman have to say about our beautiful Kyrenia?


en pirazi

what else could she have said.

en pirazi, ise delia pushduin. :mrgreen:
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Re: en pirazi

Postby Lordo » Fri Dec 26, 2014 4:08 pm

oh yes yes yes of course, exactly what she would have said in your presence. it all makes sense now that you said it.
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Re: en pirazi

Postby Paphitis » Fri Dec 26, 2014 4:38 pm

You forgot the Tourko!

When the wise lady asked the Tourko where they are from, the wise lady's gypsy friend said "go jump off the cliff"!
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Re: en pirazi

Postby supporttheunderdog » Mon Jan 19, 2015 12:01 pm

Lordo wrote:The fourth one comes from Larnaca.

- Nice! Says the old lady. You have the airport there and that nice beach with the palm trees. You also have the oil refinery which pollutes the air but en pirazi, en pirazi. :roll: :roll: :roll:

.......


The joke is ten years out date as the refinery closed in 2004..... :D
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Re: en pirazi

Postby Oceanside50 » Mon Jan 19, 2015 3:08 pm

Paphitis wrote: Tourko!

"!


pirazi!!!
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