They were immediately transported to a secure location and locked up in a high security prison cell.
Special interrogators were flown in from the US in order to extract information (by whatever means) from them.
However, this morning the prison guard reported that there was no sign of the prisoners as he peered through the "Peep-hole".
On entering the cell it was clear they had somehow escaped.
An investigation discovered how they managed to effect their bid for freedom and their efforts deserve some credit for ingenuity.
They made a paste out of their excrement and urine, plastered an effigy of "Obama's" black arse on the wall and climbed through the hole in it.
