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Re: Turks not wanted on Mars!

Postby Paphitis » Fri Mar 06, 2015 6:29 pm

Garavnoss wrote:
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Garavnoss wrote:There is nothing of any value left on Mars, I know that for a fact.


Maybe they should employ you at NASA then.


They do not like the truth at NASA, they are so busy with their scientific theories that they overlook the obvious, I KNOW that there is nothing of any value on Mars and there is a very simple reason for why.


Ok, they will put it to the test and make sure just for kicks.

Then, they will continue on along with all their partner Agencies from around the world.
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Re: Turks not wanted on Mars!

Postby Garavnoss » Fri Mar 06, 2015 6:38 pm

Paphitis wrote:
Garavnoss wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
Garavnoss wrote:There is nothing of any value left on Mars, I know that for a fact.


Maybe they should employ you at NASA then.


They do not like the truth at NASA, they are so busy with their scientific theories that they overlook the obvious, I KNOW that there is nothing of any value on Mars and there is a very simple reason for why.


Ok, they will put it to the test and make sure just for kicks.

Then, they will continue on along with all their partner Agencies from around the world.




They may pursue their fruitless efforts at their leisure, I KNOW there is nothing of value on Mars.
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Re: Turks not wanted on Mars!

Postby kurupetos » Fri Mar 06, 2015 6:41 pm

Flying Horse wrote:
kurupetos wrote:I like Mars. :mrgreen:

Maltesers or M&Ms?

No, plain Mars bar. :mrgreen:
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Re: Turks not wanted on Mars!

Postby Paphitis » Fri Mar 06, 2015 6:47 pm

Garavnoss wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
Garavnoss wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
Garavnoss wrote:There is nothing of any value left on Mars, I know that for a fact.


Maybe they should employ you at NASA then.


They do not like the truth at NASA, they are so busy with their scientific theories that they overlook the obvious, I KNOW that there is nothing of any value on Mars and there is a very simple reason for why.


Ok, they will put it to the test and make sure just for kicks.

Then, they will continue on along with all their partner Agencies from around the world.




They may pursue their fruitless efforts at their leisure, I KNOW there is nothing of value on Mars.


Ok no worries then. Let them pursue the fruitless efforts at their leisure.
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Re: Turks not wanted on Mars!

Postby Garavnoss » Fri Mar 06, 2015 6:56 pm

Paphitis wrote:
Garavnoss wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
Garavnoss wrote:
Paphitis wrote:Maybe they should employ you at NASA then.


They do not like the truth at NASA, they are so busy with their scientific theories that they overlook the obvious, I KNOW that there is nothing of any value on Mars and there is a very simple reason for why.


Ok, they will put it to the test and make sure just for kicks.

Then, they will continue on along with all their partner Agencies from around the world.




They may pursue their fruitless efforts at their leisure, I KNOW there is nothing of value on Mars.


Ok no worries then. Let them pursue the fruitless efforts at their leisure.


Hey Paphitis, what's up, why don't you ask me how I KNOW that there is nothing of value on Mars :?: .
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Re: Turks not wanted on Mars!

Postby Paphitis » Fri Mar 06, 2015 7:04 pm

Garavnoss wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
Garavnoss wrote:There is nothing of any value left on Mars, I know that for a fact.


Maybe they should employ you at NASA then.


They do not like the truth at NASA, they are so busy with their scientific theories that they overlook the obvious, I KNOW that there is nothing of any value on Mars and there is a very simple reason for why.


Ok then. No worries!
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Re: Turks not wanted on Mars!

Postby Garavnoss » Fri Mar 06, 2015 7:23 pm

Blimey Mate, that was hard work !, this IS the Jokes section and there's an Irish Joke which fits the occasion nicely.

Irishman 1 :- I wonder what there is up on Mars ?"
Irishman 2 :- "Ah sure there is nothing of value there at all at all Mick"

Irishman 1 - "Are you sure about that ?"
Irishman 2 :- "Of course I am ya fool"

Irishman 1 :- "And how in the name of Jayzus can you be so sure ?"
Irishman 2 :- "Because if there was anything of any value up there, the Jews would have had it !"

Thank God I got that one off my chest, I thought the Jokes section was supposed to allow for a bit of levity if things got hairy. :lol:
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Re: Turks not wanted on Mars!

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Sat Mar 07, 2015 2:12 am

Wasted opportunity.
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Re: Turks not wanted on Mars!

Postby Paphitis » Sat Mar 07, 2015 2:53 am

Garavnoss wrote:Blimey Mate, that was hard work !, this IS the Jokes section and there's an Irish Joke which fits the occasion nicely.

Irishman 1 :- I wonder what there is up on Mars ?"
Irishman 2 :- "Ah sure there is nothing of value there at all at all Mick"

Irishman 1 - "Are you sure about that ?"
Irishman 2 :- "Of course I am ya fool"

Irishman 1 :- "And how in the name of Jayzus can you be so sure ?"
Irishman 2 :- "Because if there was anything of any value up there, the Jews would have had it !"

Thank God I got that one off my chest, I thought the Jokes section was supposed to allow for a bit of levity if things got hairy. :lol:


I don't insider you the joking type. Just deluded and a little misguided.

Still, you are articulate, and intelligent enough.

I also insider you a bit of a pisser who has more of a personal agenda against Milti rather than being so anti West and everything.
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Re: Turks not wanted on Mars!

Postby Get Real! » Sat Mar 07, 2015 4:36 am

Paphitis wrote:I also insider you a bit of a pisser...

:? What kind of bloody English is this?

Where did you graduate, the outback polytechnic? :roll: :lol:
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