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Re: I am beyond help...

Postby Get Real! » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:18 am

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tsukoui wrote:As you know I suffer from psychosis. I used to think I was psychotic because I couldn't get a girl, now I think that I can't get a girl because I am psychotic. The truth is slightly more complex. From a very early age I noticed a difference between Cypriot women and English women. English women were friendly but cold whereas Cypriot women actually flirted with me even though I couldn't have been more than two. This actually scared me, and I retain a fear of sexual energy to this day :cry:

Are you nuts ? :lol: :lol:

At least he admits he has problem... what's your excuse, you alcoholic perv? :?

:lol: Syphilis, from going down on Uncle Sam all the time...
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Re: I am beyond help...

Postby tsukoui » Mon Mar 23, 2015 5:22 am

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tsukoui wrote:I've never come in a woman, what are condoms for? that's what she thinks I'm saying :cry:

That's good! No cum no kids no child support! :D

In your world you are the most normal being EVER… and that’s all that matters!

Everyone else’s world can fuck off because they’re not normal anyway! :wink:

But she hasn't read it :( Don't fuck with my family :roll:
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Re: I am beyond help...

Postby Paphitis » Mon Mar 23, 2015 5:34 am

tsukoui wrote:As you know I suffer from psychosis. I used to think I was psychotic because I couldn't get a girl, now I think that I can't get a girl because I am psychotic. The truth is slightly more complex. From a very early age I noticed a difference between Cypriot women and English women. English women were friendly but cold whereas Cypriot women actually flirted with me even though I couldn't have been more than two. This actually scared me, and I retain a fear of sexual energy to this day :cry:


I'm not sure if you're serious or joking.

If you're serious, then please seek professional counselling, from people who are equipped and trained to provide you with the assistance you need. Don't ask for help from individuals on this forum because most of them are still Virgins and don't get out much.

If you're joking, then no comment.

Either way, you're a good bloke and you appear just fine to me. If you can't get your end wet, then just pay for it to build confidence. :lol:

And women are indeed a very strange species. If it wasn't for that bit between their legs, their breasts and for the fact that humanity needs them to procreate, we would be better off shooting them! :lol:
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Re: I am beyond help...

Postby tsukoui » Mon Mar 23, 2015 7:10 am

Paphitis wrote:
tsukoui wrote:As you know I suffer from psychosis. I used to think I was psychotic because I couldn't get a girl, now I think that I can't get a girl because I am psychotic. The truth is slightly more complex. From a very early age I noticed a difference between Cypriot women and English women. English women were friendly but cold whereas Cypriot women actually flirted with me even though I couldn't have been more than two. This actually scared me, and I retain a fear of sexual energy to this day :cry:


I'm not sure if you're serious or joking.

If you're serious, then please seek professional counselling, from people who are equipped and trained to provide you with the assistance you need. Don't ask for help from individuals on this forum because most of them are still Virgins and don't get out much.

If you're joking, then no comment.

Either way, you're a good bloke and you appear just fine to me. If you can't get your end wet, then just pay for it to build confidence. :lol:

And women are indeed a very strange species. If it wasn't for that bit between their legs, their breasts and for the fact that humanity needs them to procreate, we would be better off shooting them! :lol:

The forums Missie said "most of them are steal Virgins"...
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Re: I am beyond help...

Postby supporttheunderdog » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:51 pm

You can tell what sort of sad bastards inhabit this place from the following posted at 4.41 AM .http://www.cyprus-forum.com/cyprus43455.html.

Clearly beyond help....
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Re: I am beyond help...

Postby Get Real! » Tue Mar 24, 2015 2:24 am

supporttheunderdog wrote:You can tell what sort of sad bastards inhabit this place from the following posted at 4.41 AM .http://www.cyprus-forum.com/cyprus43455.html.

Clearly beyond help....

:? I was working around the clock… I can’t get much done in the normal 8 hours!
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Re: I am beyond help...

Postby kurupetos » Tue Mar 24, 2015 2:49 am

Unfortunately we cannot all live a dog's life... :lol:
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Re: I am beyond help...

Postby Oceanside50 » Tue Mar 24, 2015 4:04 am

tsukoui wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
tsukoui wrote:As you know I suffer from psychosis. I used to think I was psychotic because I couldn't get a girl, now I think that I can't get a girl because I am psychotic. The truth is slightly more complex. From a very early age I noticed a difference between Cypriot women and English women. English women were friendly but cold whereas Cypriot women actually flirted with me even though I couldn't have been more than two. This actually scared me, and I retain a fear of sexual energy to this day :cry:

Women will only aggravate your psychosis! In fact even if you’re not psychotic women will make you one... so be careful what you wish for! :lol:

You’ve cone to the right place though because most members here are my patients. :D

I’ve had a 99% success rate over the years with the only blemish on my record being Miltiades who is incurable. :cry:

I've never come in a woman, what are condoms for? that's what she thinks I'm saying :cry:


I had a moment two days ago maybe you can explain it to me tshakoue. Two days without food a lot of caffeine and lots of cigs, in the hot desert of south Arizona. I go to step out of my truck and I remember blinking. In the moment of a normal human blink I stood above myself looking down on my body and having the sensation that the body was only a shell and not that important and that it wasn't enough i equated it with trash or not necessary all this came to me in a blink even my villouie felt meaningless, I remember thinking about it in that blink. Was I dead for that instant? Have you had a moment like that? I don't do any drugs by the way except for the nicotine and caffeine. This kind of relates to your thingy about women I think. If you want to use your thingy for a girl, ultimately it's pointless, you'll probably come to realize it ain't enough.
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Re: I am beyond help...

Postby Oceanside50 » Sun Mar 29, 2015 4:47 pm

tsukoui wrote:As you know I suffer from psychosis. I used to think I was psychotic because I couldn't get a girl, now I think that I can't get a girl because I am psychotic. The truth is slightly more complex. From a very early age I noticed a difference between Cypriot women and English women. English women were friendly but cold whereas Cypriot women actually flirted with me even though I couldn't have been more than two. This actually scared me, and I retain a fear of sexual energy to this day :cry:


maybe your psychosis stems from the fact that your villoue, like everyone else's, is worthless and you have come to figure it out at two....dthkiaole!!! you may really be a tshakoue
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Re: I am beyond help...

Postby tsukoui » Mon Mar 30, 2015 11:05 am

Oceanside50 wrote:
tsukoui wrote:As you know I suffer from psychosis. I used to think I was psychotic because I couldn't get a girl, now I think that I can't get a girl because I am psychotic. The truth is slightly more complex. From a very early age I noticed a difference between Cypriot women and English women. English women were friendly but cold whereas Cypriot women actually flirted with me even though I couldn't have been more than two. This actually scared me, and I retain a fear of sexual energy to this day :cry:


maybe your psychosis stems from the fact that your villoue, like everyone else's, is worthless and you have come to figure it out at two....dthkiaole!!! you may really be a tshakoue

There are certainly spiritual treasures that are worth more than a quick f*ck, but to say sex is useless is jumping the gun a bit. Science and technology may soon be able to take the place of natural procreation, so far only God has managed to actually create a human being spiritually without intercourse, unless you believe he descended in human form to knock Mary up :oops: in fact I believe there were other cases apart from Mary. But is sex merely for procreation? The ancient Egyptians used masturbation in their mystical ceremonies, and exploring pleasure with a partner is an important part of tantric tradition. Sex magic may be haram but uncovering the secrets of orgasm and sexual energy is certainly halal. This is why the church recognises marriage as a legitimate spiritual journey. But for me marriage is simply a commitment before God, there is not need for the church to get involved. Anyone who engages in sexual intercourse is either married or a rapist. I don't buy the idea of slaves.
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