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Postby tsukoui » Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:41 am

As you know I suffer from psychosis. I used to think I was psychotic because I couldn't get a girl, now I think that I can't get a girl because I am psychotic. The truth is slightly more complex. From a very early age I noticed a difference between Cypriot women and English women. English women were friendly but cold whereas Cypriot women actually flirted with me even though I couldn't have been more than two. This actually scared me, and I retain a fear of sexual energy to this day :cry:
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Postby miltiades » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:09 pm

tsukoui wrote:As you know I suffer from psychosis. I used to think I was psychotic because I couldn't get a girl, now I think that I can't get a girl because I am psychotic. The truth is slightly more complex. From a very early age I noticed a difference between Cypriot women and English women. English women were friendly but cold whereas Cypriot women actually flirted with me even though I couldn't have been more than two. This actually scared me, and I retain a fear of sexual energy to this day :cry:

Are you nuts ? :lol: :lol:
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Re: I am beyond help...

Postby Lordo » Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:06 pm

i used to be unsure, but now i am not so sure.
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Postby Maximus » Sun Mar 22, 2015 8:31 pm

Your not beyond help, start by letting go of all the old beliefs that do not serve you.

If you keep saying to yourself "I can't get a girl", then you are right.

If you start saying to yourself "I can get a girl" you will be right.

Its that simple. Just stop the negative self speak and start believing in yourself.
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Re: I am beyond help...

Postby Get Real! » Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:35 pm

tsukoui wrote:As you know I suffer from psychosis. I used to think I was psychotic because I couldn't get a girl, now I think that I can't get a girl because I am psychotic. The truth is slightly more complex. From a very early age I noticed a difference between Cypriot women and English women. English women were friendly but cold whereas Cypriot women actually flirted with me even though I couldn't have been more than two. This actually scared me, and I retain a fear of sexual energy to this day :cry:

Women will only aggravate your psychosis! In fact even if you’re not psychotic women will make you one... so be careful what you wish for! :lol:

You’ve cone to the right place though because most members here are my patients. :D

I’ve had a 99% success rate over the years with the only blemish on my record being Miltiades who is incurable. :cry:
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Postby kurupetos » Sun Mar 22, 2015 10:17 pm

miltiades wrote:
tsukoui wrote:As you know I suffer from psychosis. I used to think I was psychotic because I couldn't get a girl, now I think that I can't get a girl because I am psychotic. The truth is slightly more complex. From a very early age I noticed a difference between Cypriot women and English women. English women were friendly but cold whereas Cypriot women actually flirted with me even though I couldn't have been more than two. This actually scared me, and I retain a fear of sexual energy to this day :cry:

Are you nuts ? :lol: :lol:

At least he admits he has problem... what's your excuse, you alcoholic perv? :?
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Postby kurupetos » Sun Mar 22, 2015 10:17 pm

Lordo wrote:i used to be unsure, but now i am not so sure.

You need to stop eating manure. :?
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Postby Oceanside50 » Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:07 am

tsukoui wrote:As you know I suffer from psychosis. I used to think I was psychotic because I couldn't get a girl, now I think that I can't get a girl because I am psychotic. The truth is slightly more complex. From a very early age I noticed a difference between Cypriot women and English women. English women were friendly but cold whereas Cypriot women actually flirted with me even though I couldn't have been more than two. This actually scared me, and I retain a fear of sexual energy to this day :cry:



Don't worry about it tsukoui..just keep smoking that good weed...apart from a few seconds, women are overrated.
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Re: I am beyond help...

Postby tsukoui » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:18 am

Get Real! wrote:
tsukoui wrote:As you know I suffer from psychosis. I used to think I was psychotic because I couldn't get a girl, now I think that I can't get a girl because I am psychotic. The truth is slightly more complex. From a very early age I noticed a difference between Cypriot women and English women. English women were friendly but cold whereas Cypriot women actually flirted with me even though I couldn't have been more than two. This actually scared me, and I retain a fear of sexual energy to this day :cry:

Women will only aggravate your psychosis! In fact even if you’re not psychotic women will make you one... so be careful what you wish for! :lol:

You’ve cone to the right place though because most members here are my patients. :D

I’ve had a 99% success rate over the years with the only blemish on my record being Miltiades who is incurable. :cry:

I've never come in a woman, what are condoms for? that's what she thinks I'm saying :cry:
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Re: I am beyond help...

Postby Get Real! » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:11 am

tsukoui wrote:I've never come in a woman, what are condoms for? that's what she thinks I'm saying :cry:

That's good! No cum no kids no child support! :D

In your world you are the most normal being EVER… and that’s all that matters!

Everyone else’s world can fuck off because they’re not normal anyway! :wink:
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