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[cypriotnado]

Turks at the "Othello Festival" ? - funny that.

Othello hated Turks; fought to keep them off Cyprus ... insulted men behaving barbarically with "Are we turned Turk?"

Way to go, Shakespeare!

And, yes let's bring back British rule of Cyprus - let's continue where we left off - back in 1964 when Britain was going to offer assisted passage to the TCs to leave Cyprus and move to Turkey!

Danke, for your valuable contribution oh disturbed one. You do love living in the past.

I have a new name for you in light of recent economic realities. GOGIIF : German Owned Greek Island Frau

[RichardB]

And independece for the british protectorate of Pegia

[GreekIslandGirl]

For someone who has a thread titled "Bring back British rule..." and states "campaign for the return of British colonial rule" - your subsequent replies prove meaningless! They are giveaway trolling contradictions:

Danke, for your valuable contribution oh disturbed one. You do love living in the past.

It's up to others to waste their time with you.

[cypriotnado]

For someone who has a thread titled "Bring back British rule..." and states "campaign for the return of British colonial rule" - your subsequent replies prove meaningless! They are giveaway trolling contradictions:

Danke, for your valuable contribution oh disturbed one. You do love living in the past.

It's up to others to waste their time with you.

My dear Frau your only contribution to the 15 or so forum members who post regularly consists entirely of comments abt how you hate The Brits, The Turks, The Germans, The Turkish Cypriots. It's boring and repetitive in the extreme. We all know you hate these groups ....and anything Greek is great blah blah etc

My question is how do you function in daily life. I presume you must see non Greeks maybe even the odd Turk or Brit. Bet your charming to everyone. You leave your darkside to forums eh, where you can be somthing your not in real life... Your the troll dear Greek Frau. Oh and please avoid my posts your tooooo disturbed for the likes of me
Sigmund Freud

[Get Real!]

We are greek people who speak english

Just speak for yourself.

[supporttheunderdog]

I for one would not want to see Cyprus back under British Colonial rule.

[Paphitis]

Oh yes what a great idea that Cyprus should be under Australian Rule!

Think of the advantages! Cyprus would be part of the best country in the world. It would be rich and Cyprus can give Ze Germans the finger. It will have Abbott as PM.

QANTAS can start direct flights. The best Military in the world will be responsible for Defence.

You get to watch Neighbours and Home and Away. The Australian Highway Code can be implemented whereby if you're caught breaking the rules you lose a week's wage.

The Australian Cricket team can play a Test Match in Cyprus.

The Australian Wallabies can play the Mouflons as long as the Westpac Paramedic Chopper is standing by for any Cypriot casualties which would need transport to the nearest Intensive Care Unit.

Australian A League teams get to spank Apoel.

And, a Cypriot Team can join the Australian Football League and play Greek Sister Club Carlton FC.

Australia gets to turn Tseri into a giant Detention Facility.

You get a Day Off on ANZAC Day and Australia Day and Melbourne Cup Day!

You get to eat Pies, and Pasties and learn how to do a real Barbie on an Aussie Foukou.

Diblokambino 4 by 4s Utes will still be all the rage. V8 taxes get abolished to allow people to buy HSV 6.0L Utes.

Last but not least, in Australia we have clean up Australia Day. We could have clean up Cyprus Day where everyone is encouraged to pick up all the litter.

Oh and you get to drink real Aussie Beer instead of crappy KEO and Carlberg!

And Australia's first gesture of good will to the Cypriot People is that they can keep Kylie Minogue to complement that Anna Vissi!

[Paphitis]

Oh and Cypriot Males get to wear Footy Shorts, thongs and a singlet - ideal for hot weather.

[supporttheunderdog]

Oz tv has never been the same since "Prisoner cell block H" ended, and that went down hill once Petta Topano left.

btw the UK prisons can keep that other Australian cultural export, Rolf Harris.

[cypriotnado]

Oh yes what a great idea that Cyprus should be under Australian Rule!

Think of the advantages! Cyprus would be part of the best country in the world. It would be rich and Cyprus can give Ze Germans the finger. It will have Abbott as PM.

QANTAS can start direct flights. The best Military in the world will be responsible for Defence.

You get to watch Neighbours and Home and Away. The Australian Highway Code can be implemented whereby if you're caught breaking the rules you lose a week's wage.

The Australian Cricket team can play a Test Match in Cyprus.

The Australian Wallabies can play the Mouflons as long as the Westpac Paramedic Chopper is standing by for any Cypriot casualties which would need transport to the nearest Intensive Care Unit.

Australian A League teams get to spank Apoel.

And, a Cypriot Team can join the Australian Football League and play Greek Sister Club Carlton FC.

Australia gets to turn Tseri into a giant Detention Facility.

You get a Day Off on ANZAC Day and Australia Day and Melbourne Cup Day!

You get to eat Pies, and Pasties and learn how to do a real Barbie on an Aussie Foukou.

Diblokambino 4 by 4s Utes will still be all the rage. V8 taxes get abolished to allow people to buy HSV 6.0L Utes.

Last but not least, in Australia we have clean up Australia Day. We could have clean up Cyprus Day where everyone is encouraged to pick up all the litter.

Oh and you get to drink real Aussie Beer instead of crappy KEO and Carlberg!

And Australia's first gesture of good will to the Cypriot People is that they can keep Kylie Minogue to complement that Anna Vissi!

I like the sound of all of that!

But please no importing some of the Wildlife.

We would also get the Brit Royals back