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Who uses this forum?

Postby tsukoui » Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:18 am

In this age of Facebook and Twitter, who would use an internet forum? Is it for the discerning internet user, or for military employees?

I can't decide whether those on this forum are genuine Cypriots using their natural smart phones, or (foreign and domestic) intelligence agents...

My guess is it is a mixture of the two.

So who do you think is Cypriot and who do you think is military?
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Re: Who uses this forum?

Postby CBBB » Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:25 am

tsukoui wrote:So who do you think is Cypriot and who do you think is military?


Run a poll, but you need more options, such as looney, bored, Aussie, etc.
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Re: Who uses this forum?

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:46 am

CF is my only connection with the wider world. :(

I don't even have a smartphone - my hand-me-down is over 10 years old and just rings ... occasionally .... Deniz, where are you?
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Re: Who uses this forum?

Postby Get Real! » Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:53 am

I think it’s time we came clean guys… I mean Tsukoui has exposed the great CF conspiracy so there’s no point in pretending anymore!

Ok here goes:

Oracle: A 5 star general of the Israeli military and sister of Tzipi Livni.

Bill C: A Mossad double agent based in Teheran.

Paphitis: A homeless busker outside the Opera House.

Erol: MIT agent now on loan to Chetingaya.

Miltiades: A Broadmoor Hospital patient given a laptop for Xmas.

Sotos: Head of the Greek secret service about to be dismissed for lack of funds.

Yialoser: Some kid we found outside crying and brought him in.

GR: An ISIS agent infiltrating the West

Kurupet: Gay and Lesbian rights agent who thinks “rotating presidency” means taking each other in turns.

Nikitas: The most dangerous criminal to be let out of Koridallos. Grand architect of many Latin coups.

Lordo: Talat’s taxi driver based in Brixton.

There’s more… lot’s more. :(
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Re: Who uses this forum?

Postby Lordo » Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:57 am

yaou got me wrong gr, i lived in shirley and now in limasol. you think it is easy earning a living in limasol. i have 3 jobs. i cut grass and i do sunnet and i cut hair.
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Re: Who uses this forum?

Postby Get Real! » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:06 pm

Lordo wrote:yaou got me wrong gr, i lived in shirley and now in limasol. you think it is easy earning a living in limasol. i have 3 jobs. i cut grass and i do sunnet and i cut hair.

:shock: I’ll give you a call when I need a sex change... :?
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Re: Who uses this forum?

Postby tsukoui » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:12 pm

Lordo wrote:yaou got me wrong gr, i lived in shirley and now in limasol. you think it is easy earning a living in limasol. i have 3 jobs. i cut grass and i do sunnet and i cut hair.

I'm not against Dominicans participating in the Cyprus forum, Lordo, you're very welcome x
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Re: Who uses this forum?

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:14 pm

Get Real! wrote:I think it’s time we came clean guys… I mean Tsukoui has exposed the great CF conspiracy so there’s no point in pretending anymore!

Ok here goes:

Oracle: A 5 star general of the Israeli military and sister of Tzipi Livni.


OMG - I never actually noticed the similarity! She could be my older sister!

(I see she's put on weight too ..... off my arse and off to the gym, now.)
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Re: Who uses this forum?

Postby erolz66 » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:35 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Erol: MIT agent now on loan to Chetingaya.


That would be MIT - Massachusetts Institute of Technology would it ? Cool :)
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Re: Who uses this forum?

Postby Get Real! » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:44 pm

erolz66 wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Erol: MIT agent now on loan to Chetingaya.


That would be MIT - Massachusetts Institute of Technology would it ? Cool :)


Err... I actually meant this one: :?

https://www.mit.gov.tr/eng/tarihce.html
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