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by **Paphitis** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:05 am

10. If you must stop at a red light (it's not obligatory) then drivers are to use the time constructively by doing one or more of the following:
a talk on their smart phone,
b SMS Texting,
c or picking their nose and eating it.

Female drivers can also apply their lipstick to their cheeks!

by **bill cobbett** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:11 am

11. Drivers may park wherever they see this sign...

by **Paphitis** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:36 am

12. Speed limits are only advisory.

by **bill cobbett** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:47 am

Paphitis wrote:12. Speed limits are only advisory.

12a. Any speeding tickets are to be referred to the driver's relatives or koumbarous in the police for cancelation.

by **Paphitis** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:59 am

bill cobbett wrote:
Paphitis wrote:12. Speed limits are only advisory.

12a. Any speeding tickets are to be referred to the driver's relatives or koumbarous in the police for cancelation.

12b. and the offending police officer should be referred to seniors for additional training or disciplinary action, and where warranted, be dismissed from his/her position.

by **Garavnoss** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 6:37 am

Paphitis wrote: 12b. and the offending police officer should be referred to seniors for additional training or disciplinary action, and where warranted, be dismissed from his/her position.

You're having a laugh mate, Cyprus is not like Australia..........land of the poofters and tittle tattlers. :lol: