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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby Paphitis » Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:05 am

10. If you must stop at a red light (it's not obligatory) then drivers are to use the time constructively by doing one or more of the following:
a talk on their smart phone,
b SMS Texting,
c or picking their nose and eating it.

Female drivers can also apply their lipstick to their cheeks!
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby bill cobbett » Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:11 am

11. Drivers may park wherever they see this sign...
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby Paphitis » Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:36 am

12. Speed limits are only advisory.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby bill cobbett » Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:47 am

Paphitis wrote:12. Speed limits are only advisory.


12a. Any speeding tickets are to be referred to the driver's relatives or koumbarous in the police for cancelation.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby Paphitis » Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:59 am

bill cobbett wrote:
Paphitis wrote:12. Speed limits are only advisory.


12a. Any speeding tickets are to be referred to the driver's relatives or koumbarous in the police for cancelation.


12b. and the offending police officer should be referred to seniors for additional training or disciplinary action, and where warranted, be dismissed from his/her position.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby Garavnoss » Mon Aug 03, 2015 6:37 am

Paphitis wrote: 12b. and the offending police officer should be referred to seniors for additional training or disciplinary action, and where warranted, be dismissed from his/her position.


You're having a laugh mate, Cyprus is not like Australia..........land of the poofters and tittle tattlers. :lol:
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:32 am

13. Use the rear-view mirror to check your hair and retouch your lipstick when going round corners.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby B25 » Mon Aug 03, 2015 8:26 am

GreekIslandGirl wrote:13. Use the rear-view mirror to check your hair and retouch your lipstick when going round corners.


.... whilst having your late frappe and having the child on your lap.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Mon Aug 03, 2015 10:41 am

14. Steer with your left hand whilst sticking your right arm out of the window for maximum tanning.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby Paphitis » Mon Aug 03, 2015 10:46 am

GreekIslandGirl wrote:14. Steer with your left hand whilst sticking your right arm out of the window for maximum tanning.


14a or to hold your cigarette and flick it when done.
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