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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Mon Aug 03, 2015 10:48 am

14b. When opening a new pack of cigarettes, use your knees to steer.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby erolz66 » Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:00 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote:14b. When opening a new pack of cigarettes, use your knees to steer.


Or if you are a male Cypriot of means, use your belly.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Mon Aug 03, 2015 8:32 pm

15. Keep your windows open at all times in case of needing the emergency manoeuvre of sticking your head out to look back at passing foreign women and shout something obscene.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby bill cobbett » Mon Aug 03, 2015 10:51 pm

16. All or none of the above rules apply to taxi-drivers.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby Lordo » Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:19 pm

few months back i got a taxi to baf and it turns out the driver was terggish. whats going on aint you boys got no taxi drivers no more.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby erolz66 » Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:24 pm

Small children should be sat on an adults lap in the front seat without any seat belt.

Main beam headlights and fog lights should be on at all times.

Roundabouts are good locations for parking up so you do not have to walk to far to your destination or for stopping to pick up or drop off passengers.Give way to your right on roundabouts is only necessary if the on coming vehicle can not avoid you with a full on emergency brake. When taking the third exit from a roundabout make sure you are in the left most lane on entering the roundabout. If you want the first exit make sure you are in the rightmost lane.

bill cobbett wrote:8. A mobile phone stuck to the driver's ear is obligatory.


Unless texting which is actually the preferred means of using a mobile phone when driving.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:29 pm

17. When faced with a roundabout, do not give way to any approaching traffic but instead use your ingenuity to squeeze in whilst screaming directions to everyone else.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:32 pm

18. When entering a quiet village after midnight, be sure to let the sleeping peasants know you are passing through by revving up to 70mph and honking your horn above the sound of 1980's disco music blaring from your car speakers.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby erolz66 » Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:38 pm

One way systems and signs apply only to other drivers
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:47 pm

19. Put your foot down to quickly get over those road bumps near the school when leaving Polis in case any kids are crossing.
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