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The CY Highway Code

Postby bill cobbett » Sat Aug 01, 2015 9:57 pm

1.

Drivers can drive on the left or the right hand side of the road, as they see fit.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby yialousa1971 » Sat Aug 01, 2015 10:58 pm

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Goblins must not drive any mechanical vehicle without being supervised by a human being. :mrgreen:
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby Cap » Sat Aug 01, 2015 11:26 pm

bill cobbett wrote:1.

Drivers can drive on the left or the right hand side of the road, as they see fit.


He must've been drunk... or a foreigner.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby yialousa1971 » Sat Aug 01, 2015 11:35 pm

Cap wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:1.

Drivers can drive on the left or the right hand side of the road, as they see fit.


He must've been drunk... or a foreigner.


Must of been GR then. :mrgreen: Or if he was drunk it would have been CBBB. :lol:
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby Paphitis » Sun Aug 02, 2015 12:38 am

That driver must have been a Kalamara who got confused. Stupid foreigners! :roll:

2. Double parking on corners is allowed between 0800 - 1700 each day.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby bill cobbett » Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:08 am

Paphitis wrote:That driver must have been a Kalamara who got confused. Stupid foreigners! :roll:

2. Double parking on corners is allowed between 0800 - 1700 each day.


2a. Drivers may also park on pedestrian crossings during these hours.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby Paphitis » Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:11 am

3. Red light - proceed with caution.
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby bill cobbett » Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:22 am

Paphitis wrote:3. Red light - proceed with caution.


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3a. Drivers may proceed with less caution for any of the following reasons...

They are in a hurry.

They are not in a hurry.

They have been drinking.

It is the driver's or passenger's name day.

The driver has an ugly mother-in-law
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby Paphitis » Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:29 am

4. You're allowed to stop in the middle of the street when:
a you see your mate and have important things to discuss like Soccer, politics, or your stupid pethera,
b need to pop into the periptero to get a packet of smokes,
c any vehicles stuck behind who beep in such a case will be charged with road rage!
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Re: The CY Highway Code

Postby bill cobbett » Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:37 am

5. Special arrangement for trucks carrying water-melons...

The minimum weight of water-melons carried must exceed the weight that will break the suspension springs.
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