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Discussions with my dentist

Postby supporttheunderdog » Mon Sep 21, 2015 2:49 pm

Question:
"Are you doing root canal work or digging the Suez canal?"
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Re: Discussions with my dentist

Postby supporttheunderdog » Mon Sep 21, 2015 2:50 pm

Question:
"Have you struck oil yet?"
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Re: Discussions with my dentist

Postby supporttheunderdog » Mon Sep 21, 2015 2:51 pm

Question:
"If you make that hole any bigger, can we put up a "For Rent"sign and lease it out?"
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Re: Discussions with my dentist

Postby miltiades » Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:24 pm

supporttheunderdog wrote:Question:
"If you make that hole any bigger, can we put up a "For Rent"sign and lease it out?"

Erect a sign stating that the front opening is used by ...my husband, the rear is To Be Let :lol:
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Re: Discussions with my dentist

Postby supporttheunderdog » Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:44 am

discussing the fact that the dentist decided not to use Anesthetic
(Me) Well if you are not going to give me any Anesthetic can you at least give me a Viagra?
(DENTIST) why a Viagra
(Me) So at least I have something to grab on to if it hurts
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Re: Discussions with my dentist

Postby supporttheunderdog » Fri Sep 25, 2015 10:06 pm

There I was in the dentist chair, thinking what could be worse than lying here with your gob open, having strange things stuck in it,.....

...And then I thought of dead pigs in Oxford... :D :D
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