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Why some people are brain damaged?

Postby insan » Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:46 pm

http://www.healthydietbase.com/10-foods ... r-brain/1/


Now i better understand brainless behaviours of GR who instead of consuming healthy, traditional Cypriot dish; prefers fast food! :lol: :lol: :P
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Re: Why some people are brain damaged?

Postby Get Real! » Mon Nov 02, 2015 11:42 pm

I notice your command of English has improved over time from bad to average and I can understand that would probably be considered "genius" by Turkish standards, but let us not get overconfident here and ignore the pecking order lest you end up having to repeat the disappearing act for another 5 years! :lol:
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Re: Why some people are brain damaged?

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Mon Nov 02, 2015 11:47 pm

Insan, different people cope in different ways with fast food. It's mostly down to genes. GR!'s genes are likely to be better than yours when it comes to coping with a wider range of foodstuffs. :wink: (Thinking of lactose, alcohol, wheat, sugar ...)

How is the turmeric doing?

- Hasn't helped you get a job, has it. :P
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Re: Why some people are brain damaged?

Postby Get Real! » Mon Nov 02, 2015 11:55 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote:- Hasn't helped you get a job, has it. :P

:shock: If he’s looking for a job there’s currently a vacancy at the Strovolos post office with no language skills or experience necessary.

In fact the only prerequisite is that the applicant be a hypersalivation sufferer. 8)
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Re: Why some people are brain damaged?

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Tue Nov 03, 2015 12:31 am

Get Real! wrote:In fact the only prerequisite is that the applicant be a hypersalivation sufferer. 8)


He might be overqualified on that score. Won't the stamps get too soggy?
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Re: Why some people are brain damaged?

Postby Get Real! » Tue Nov 03, 2015 12:34 am

GreekIslandGirl wrote:
Get Real! wrote:In fact the only prerequisite is that the applicant be a hypersalivation sufferer. 8)


He might be overqualified on that score. Won't the stamps get too soggy?

:lol: Well yes, Insan's excessive drooling might be a problem.
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Re: Why some people are brain damaged?

Postby Lordo » Tue Nov 03, 2015 12:38 am

Get Real! wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:- Hasn't helped you get a job, has it. :P

:shock: If he’s looking for a job there’s currently a vacancy at the Strovolos post office with no language skills or experience necessary.

In fact the only prerequisite is that the applicant be a hypersalivation sufferer. 8)


whass the madder boy, you been fired ageen.
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Re: Why some people are brain damaged?

Postby insan » Tue Nov 03, 2015 1:16 am

GreekIslandGirl wrote:Insan, different people cope in different ways with fast food. It's mostly down to genes. GR!'s genes are likely to be better than yours when it comes to coping with a wider range of foodstuffs. :wink: (Thinking of lactose, alcohol, wheat, sugar ...)

How is the turmeric doing?

- Hasn't helped you get a job, has it. :P


Turmeric is doing great... had i haven't it on daily basis, I wouldn't have survived under the harsh conditions of my life. :)
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Re: Why some people are brain damaged?

Postby insan » Tue Nov 03, 2015 1:20 am

Get Real! wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:
Get Real! wrote:In fact the only prerequisite is that the applicant be a hypersalivation sufferer. 8)


He might be overqualified on that score. Won't the stamps get too soggy?

:lol: Well yes, Insan's excessive drooling might be a problem.



ahhahaaha! :lol: :lol: You still remember eh? :lol: :lol:
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Re: Why some people are brain damaged?

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Tue Nov 03, 2015 9:57 am

insan wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:Insan, different people cope in different ways with fast food. It's mostly down to genes. GR!'s genes are likely to be better than yours when it comes to coping with a wider range of foodstuffs. :wink: (Thinking of lactose, alcohol, wheat, sugar ...)

How is the turmeric doing?

- Hasn't helped you get a job, has it. :P


Turmeric is doing great... had i haven't it on daily basis, I wouldn't have survived under the harsh conditions of my life. :)


Oh no! I saved the life of a turk. :P

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