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Who has the highest IQ on the forum?

1. The United Front of Paphitis + Miltiades
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No votes
2. GR’s left pinkie
4
44%
3. Lordo and his Greek cousins
2
22%
4. Musti-Jojo and the Turkish Waterworks
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No votes
5. Garavnoss the mysterious ranter
3
33%
 
Total votes : 9

Re: Who has the highest IQ on the forum?

Postby Get Real! » Thu Nov 26, 2015 4:47 pm

miltiades wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:If my IQ equaled that of yours I would by now be sectioned under the Mental Health Act!!

Try... "Had my IQ equaled yours" and then finish it with... "I would've had a better command of English". :)

Did you learn your English in a mental hospital funded by a western country by any chance ?

No but I used to teach the lepers of Molokai pigeon English… I can therefore do miracles for you so have faith in the left pinkie! 8)
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Re: Who has the highest IQ on the forum?

Postby miltiades » Thu Nov 26, 2015 4:51 pm

Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:If my IQ equaled that of yours I would by now be sectioned under the Mental Health Act!!

Try... "Had my IQ equaled yours" and then finish it with... "I would've had a better command of English". :)

Did you learn your English in a mental hospital funded by a western country by any chance ?

No but I used to teach the lepers of Molokai pigeon English… I can therefore do miracles for you so have faith in the left pinkie! 8)

Then you should know that by saying " had my ..." one denotes a specific time in the past.
Quit pretending that you have anything more than basic education gained at the expense of those that you so much despise.
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Re: Who has the highest IQ on the forum?

Postby Get Real! » Thu Nov 26, 2015 4:57 pm

miltiades wrote:...gained at the expense of those that you so much despise.

:shock: You did NOT, ever pay for my education! That’s a preposterous allegation! :evil:

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm starting to suspect that you're showing a slight disrespect for the left pinkie... :?

Well? :?
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Re: Who has the highest IQ on the forum?

Postby miltiades » Thu Nov 26, 2015 5:14 pm

Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:...gained at the expense of those that you so much despise.

:shock: You did NOT, ever pay for my education! That’s a preposterous allegation! :evil:

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm starting to suspect that you're showing a slight disrespect for the left pinkie... :?

Well? :?

Well what psycho ? I have as much respect for your left pinkie as I have for your right one.
By the way, it's " beginning to ... and NOT starting to " you Plonker !
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Re: Who has the highest IQ on the forum?

Postby Get Real! » Thu Nov 26, 2015 5:21 pm

miltiades wrote:Well what psycho ? I have as much respect for your left pinkie as I have for your right one.

See... I knew you'd come round to your senses! :wink:

miltiades wrote:By the way, it's " beginning to ... and NOT starting to " you Plonker !

Either one is correct. Have faith in my PhD in pigeon English. 8)
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Re: Who has the highest IQ on the forum?

Postby miltiades » Thu Nov 26, 2015 5:35 pm

Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:Well what psycho ? I have as much respect for your left pinkie as I have for your right one.

See... I knew you'd come round to your senses! :wink:

miltiades wrote:By the way, it's " beginning to ... and NOT starting to " you Plonker !

Either one is correct. Have faith in my PhD in pigeon English. 8)

So therefore Plonker, every morning you ....begin your car !!
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Re: Who has the highest IQ on the forum?

Postby Garavnoss » Thu Nov 26, 2015 5:52 pm

miltiades wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:Well what psycho ? I have as much respect for your left pinkie as I have for your right one.

See... I knew you'd come round to your senses! :wink:

miltiades wrote:By the way, it's " beginning to ... and NOT starting to " you Plonker !

Either one is correct. Have faith in my PhD in pigeon English. 8)

So therefore Plonker, every morning you ....begin your car !!




SO....when you wake up in the morning you have 3 choices :-

1/ ....Should I START acting the bollocks ?.

2/ ....Should I BEGIN acting the bollocks ?....................OR :-

3/.....Should I just act the bollocks as usual, read the papers and spend the rest of the day spouting bollocks ?.

Decisions, decisions. :? :lol:
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Re: Who has the highest IQ on the forum?

Postby Get Real! » Thu Nov 26, 2015 6:53 pm

miltiades wrote:So therefore Plonker, every morning you ....begin your car !!

:idea: Cars have an electromechanical starter so you START your car!
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Re: Who has the highest IQ on the forum?

Postby miltiades » Thu Nov 26, 2015 8:27 pm

Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:So therefore Plonker, every morning you ....begin your car !!

:idea: Cars have an electromechanical starter so you START your car!

What a shame YOU don't have an electropsycopathic START to activate your useless sick brain !!
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Re: Who has the highest IQ on the forum?

Postby Jerry » Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:07 pm

What does iq mean? :oops:
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