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[Get Real!]

If my IQ equaled that of yours I would by now be sectioned under the Mental Health Act!!

Try... "Had my IQ equaled yours" and then finish it with... "I would've had a better command of English".

Did you learn your English in a mental hospital funded by a western country by any chance ?

No but I used to teach the lepers of Molokai pigeon English… I can therefore do miracles for you so have faith in the left pinkie!

[miltiades]

If my IQ equaled that of yours I would by now be sectioned under the Mental Health Act!!

Try... "Had my IQ equaled yours" and then finish it with... "I would've had a better command of English".

Did you learn your English in a mental hospital funded by a western country by any chance ?

No but I used to teach the lepers of Molokai pigeon English… I can therefore do miracles for you so have faith in the left pinkie!

Then you should know that by saying " had my ..." one denotes a specific time in the past.
Quit pretending that you have anything more than basic education gained at the expense of those that you so much despise.

[Get Real!]

...gained at the expense of those that you so much despise.

You did NOT, ever pay for my education! That’s a preposterous allegation!

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm starting to suspect that you're showing a slight disrespect for the left pinkie...

Well?

[miltiades]

...gained at the expense of those that you so much despise.

You did NOT, ever pay for my education! That’s a preposterous allegation!

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm starting to suspect that you're showing a slight disrespect for the left pinkie...

Well?

Well what psycho ? I have as much respect for your left pinkie as I have for your right one.
By the way, it's " beginning to ... and NOT starting to " you Plonker !

[Get Real!]

Well what psycho ? I have as much respect for your left pinkie as I have for your right one.

See... I knew you'd come round to your senses!

By the way, it's " beginning to ... and NOT starting to " you Plonker !

Either one is correct. Have faith in my PhD in pigeon English.

[miltiades]

Well what psycho ? I have as much respect for your left pinkie as I have for your right one.

See... I knew you'd come round to your senses!

By the way, it's " beginning to ... and NOT starting to " you Plonker !

Either one is correct. Have faith in my PhD in pigeon English.

So therefore Plonker, every morning you ....begin your car !!

[Garavnoss]

Well what psycho ? I have as much respect for your left pinkie as I have for your right one.

See... I knew you'd come round to your senses!

By the way, it's " beginning to ... and NOT starting to " you Plonker !

Either one is correct. Have faith in my PhD in pigeon English.

So therefore Plonker, every morning you ....begin your car !!

SO....when you wake up in the morning you have 3 choices :-

1/ ....Should I START acting the bollocks ?.

2/ ....Should I BEGIN acting the bollocks ?....................OR :-

3/.....Should I just act the bollocks as usual, read the papers and spend the rest of the day spouting bollocks ?.

Decisions, decisions.

[Get Real!]

So therefore Plonker, every morning you ....begin your car !!

Cars have an electromechanical starter so you START your car!

[miltiades]

So therefore Plonker, every morning you ....begin your car !!

Cars have an electromechanical starter so you START your car!

What a shame YOU don't have an electropsycopathic START to activate your useless sick brain !!

[Jerry]

What does iq mean?