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My girlfriend can't afford it :(

Postby tsukoui » Wed Jan 06, 2016 8:33 pm

Ive got 5 er left on my bank account until Wednesday, smoking 80 cigs a day
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Re: My girlfriend can't afford it :(

Postby Cap » Wed Jan 06, 2016 8:36 pm

Your girlfriend wants something, can't afford it and you want to help her out but you're broke?
4 packs a day is pretty hefty dude. ..
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Re: My girlfriend can't afford it :(

Postby Get Real! » Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:43 pm

Now put *her* in your pipe and smoke her! :)
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Re: My girlfriend can't afford it :(

Postby repulsewarrior » Thu Jan 07, 2016 5:10 am

...i was in my late twenties when 4 packs a day was fair. Some men took one pack and food, others worked for two. Day workers to me, homeless to others, spies, collecting rent (standing on the corner smoking those cigarettes all day waiting for the ones who were late in paying, so that i would know their routines, and i could catch them, even if it was three in the morning), shovel snow, sweep, take care of the winos in the building with absolutely no respect. Those were good days, i could live on about $1.75, (i lived the life of an ascetic, then) and i made about $100 a week, mind you i ate from what was refuse to others, good food, fresh food, tossed mostly for being ugly. I was as a janitor then (when not in school), where there was no lock on my door, and the first day at work i was given a sledge hammer to hold when answering it. They called me the cockroach king then, i took buildings that seemed impossible, and rid them of pests, animal, or human, or both, my room and board free for one year. I did a few buildings that way, i made good friends with men i will be glad to see again, and some of the worst, my fondest of memories from that building was the great cat in the lane-way, and Mrs. Tear who loved it as much as i did.

tsuk, you have a girlfriend?

...oh yes, that building infested with cockroaches since the end of the First World War, problem free when i left.
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Re: My girlfriend can't afford it :(

Postby repulsewarrior » Thu Jan 07, 2016 5:20 am

...years later, i am walking down this street and out pops a guy, he says,"Boss have you got a cigarette, can you buy me a coffee?" My wife to be, scowled because i did not hesitate to give him his need, she was offended, and it did not matter that i knew him as a man, being the man he was, to her a bum. We ate, we shared a piece of cake together, which i bought, and i never saw her again.
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Re: My girlfriend can't afford it :(

Postby RichardB » Thu Jan 07, 2016 1:32 pm

This thread made perfect sense last night after a couple of thai stick smokes... But i'll be buggered if i can understand it this morning :|
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Re: My girlfriend can't afford it :(

Postby tsukoui » Thu Jan 07, 2016 5:42 pm

I had to pay a tax to Cuba-Cyprus, don't worry...
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Re: My girlfriend can't afford it :(

Postby MR-from-NG » Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:19 pm

RichardB wrote:This thread made perfect sense last night after a couple of thai stick smokes... But i'll be buggered if i can understand it this morning :|


Thai sticks? Bloody hell, haven't seen those in about 30-40 years. They were bloody fantastic :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: My girlfriend can't afford it :(

Postby repulsewarrior » Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:13 pm

tsukoui wrote:I had to pay a tax to Cuba-Cyprus, don't worry...


...what, are you talking about your girlfriend? I don't get it, sorry.

...how is the five-er?

oh yes, i was meaning to ask you, why is this topic in the classified section, tsuk?
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Re: My girlfriend can't afford it :(

Postby repulsewarrior » Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:15 pm

...now i get it, this is an ad for cigarettes; because your girlfriend can't afford them.

...(which comes to my question again) you have a girlfriend?
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