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letter kuru wrote to his wife and the reply

Postby Lordo » Wed Jun 01, 2016 6:58 pm

My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 22-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset—I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 22 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 22 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 22. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

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Postby kurupetos » Wed Jun 01, 2016 7:27 pm

Very funny, kuz.

But did you forget that you are my wife? :mrgreen:
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Postby Lordo » Wed Jun 01, 2016 10:01 pm

your inner thoughts are coming bitch you are a bloody nancy boy big girls blouse turgosporo pusdhdui gavole.
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Re: letter kuru wrote to his wife and the reply

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Wed Jun 01, 2016 10:06 pm

kurupetos wrote:Very funny, kuz.

But did you forget that you are my wife? :mrgreen:


OMG - kuru, did you marry your cousin? :P
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Re: letter kuru wrote to his wife and the reply

Postby erolz66 » Wed Jun 01, 2016 10:32 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote:OMG - kuru, did you marry your cousin? :P


It would be the Cypriot thing to do.
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Postby GreekIslandGirl » Wed Jun 01, 2016 11:21 pm

erolz66 wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:OMG - kuru, did you marry your cousin? :P


It would be the Cypriot thing to do.


Is that what you were taught?

I have some 40+ first cousins and I was raised to view them like brothers and sisters with ideas of marriage as totally taboo. Would extend to second cousins too.
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Re: letter kuru wrote to his wife and the reply

Postby Lordo » Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:59 am

what about your third cousin is that alight. any cousin is no good you silly mary.

dont look at kuru he married his brother not his cousin both being pushdui an all
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Postby kurupetos » Sun Jun 05, 2016 2:44 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote:
kurupetos wrote:Very funny, kuz.

But did you forget that you are my wife? :mrgreen:


OMG - kuru, did you marry your cousin? :P

It's many times removed. :mrgreen:
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Re: letter kuru wrote to his wife and the reply

Postby kurupetos » Sun Jun 05, 2016 2:44 pm

Lordo wrote:what about your third cousin is that alight. any cousin is no good you silly mary.

dont look at kuru he married his brother not his cousin both being pushdui an all

YFred? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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