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The World's Greatest Piss-taker

Postby Schnauzer » Sun Jun 26, 2016 10:04 am

There was once a 'RULER' who derived a great deal of 'Warped Satisfaction' from the manner in which he was able to confuse and control his subjects.

For many years he was able to fool them by making promises which he never intended to keep and, at EVERY incidence where his promises were found lacking, ALWAYS managed to regain the confidence of his subjects by making lame excuses and blaming other agencies for the lack of their fulfillment.

It was not until he discovered that his favourite pastime was costing him a great deal of money that he sought the counsel of one of his close associates (who had advised him of his financial predicament) that he decided to delegate the responsibility of his antics to THIS associate.

The 'RULER' created the 'High Office' position of 'Chief Piss-taker' and charged him with the task of maintaining order without deviating from his usual mode of rule.

The 'Chief Piss-taker' considered his position carefully and decided that the CRITICAL problem was a financial one and that his priority must be to relieve the 'RULER' of the burden he had imposed upon himself.

His solution was outstandingly brilliant, he actually invented the principles of 'DEMOCRACY' and, henceforth, those that were the victims of the 'RULER'S' directives, would be made fully reponsible for the payment of them !............ the new system worked well and since then, the 'SUBJECTS' of 'Democratically Controlled Nations', actually believe that THEY are in control of their own destinies whilst the 'RULERS' can sit back and enjoy the joke. :wink:
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Re: The World's Greatest Piss-taker

Postby RichardB » Sun Jun 26, 2016 11:55 am

Good post..eloquently put
..welcome back old dog..
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Re: The World's Greatest Piss-taker

Postby Get Real! » Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:54 pm

Welcome back mysterious one...
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Re: The World's Greatest Piss-taker

Postby Schnauzer » Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:08 pm

RichardB wrote:Good post..eloquently put
..welcome back old dog..


I sent you thanks for your welcome BUT, it appears to have disappeared. :lol:
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Re: The World's Greatest Piss-taker

Postby yialousa1971 » Sun Jun 26, 2016 5:21 pm

Shouldn't the title read "The World's Greatest Piss-taker is back"? :D Miltiades will be pleased. :roll:
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Re: The World's Greatest Piss-taker

Postby Schnauzer » Mon Jun 27, 2016 4:31 pm

yialousa1971 wrote:Shouldn't the title read "The World's Greatest Piss-taker is back"? :D Miltiades will be pleased. :roll:


I made my peace with Milti a couple of years ago, since then, I am aware that there has been a certain amount of jiggery pokery and I cannot be held responsible for that.

As for 'Piss-Taking', never let it be said that I would resort to such uncouth behaviour. :o
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