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Ayia napa & limassol

Postby Ahmd » Sat Jul 02, 2016 10:20 am

Hi there,
I am planning to visit cyprus in august and i wanted to ask about the nightlife there:
- the greatest clubs
- where can i get beer and wine bottles
- is there are pool parties
- the best beaches there
- are there brothels (prostitution houses) in both cities
- are there centers provide massage like nuru massage (body to body massage)
- is cyrpus is a good country in shopping

I would be so grateful if someone can help answering me :)
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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby Get Real! » Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:47 pm

I’m told that the best prostitute in Cyprus is a she-male by the name of Miltiades.

Luckily she’s a member on this forum so you can drop her line.

Just type it here and she'll soon respond.
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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby miltiades » Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:40 pm

Ahmd wrote:Hi there,
I am planning to visit cyprus in august and i wanted to ask about the nightlife there:
- the greatest clubs
- where can i get beer and wine bottles
- is there are pool parties
- the best beaches there
- are there brothels (prostitution houses) in both cities
- are there centers provide massage like nuru massage (body to body massage)
- is cyrpus is a good country in shopping

I would be so grateful if someone can help answering me :)

I can tell you precisely where to get reasonably priced good Cypriot wines but regretfully unlike the previous poster I do not have an opinion on other matters especially such things as prostitution that he is heavily into himself , etc. I can tell you though that Cyprus has , per square inch, more beauties than any other country, most, it goes without saying, Eastern Europeans.
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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby RichardB » Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:57 pm

Ahmd wrote:Hi there,
I am planning to visit cyprus in august and i wanted to ask about the nightlife there:
- the greatest clubs
- where can i get beer and wine bottles
- is there are pool parties
- the best beaches there
- are there brothels (prostitution houses) in both cities
- are there centers provide massage like nuru massage (body to body massage)
- is cyrpus is a good country in shopping

I would be so grateful if someone can help answering me :)


Greetings comrade
You should be aware that since the revolution of 2009 (led by thd revoltionary party of the chirkitian national front all
Alcohol has been banned in the government controlled areas.
Beer and wine bottles may however be viewed in the museum of national struggle in lemythou.
Regarding beaches some beaches (commonly known as carpetbaggers) occaisionally slip over from the illegally occupied
Areas...please feel free to use these as you like.
Brothels are banned under article 69 of the revolutionary legal system as are nightclubs (although in some mountain areas
Coffee shops stay open until sometimes as late as 9pm but these are on a need to know basis with admission by invite only

Enjoy your stay on this wonderful paradise
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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby Lordo » Sun Jul 03, 2016 1:04 am

why dont you explain to the man what gr's favourate article 31 is all about and perhaps gig i mean oracle can explain to us what article 58 is all about too.
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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby Get Real! » Sun Jul 03, 2016 1:15 am

Lordo wrote:why dont you explain to the man what gr's favourate article 31 is all about and perhaps gig i mean oracle can explain to us what article 58 is all about too.

Article 31 I think is about having one's penis sterilized before copulating with Miltiades. :?
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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby miltiades » Sun Jul 03, 2016 7:04 am

Get Real! wrote:
Lordo wrote:why dont you explain to the man what gr's favourate article 31 is all about and perhaps gig i mean oracle can explain to us what article 58 is all about too.

Article 31 I think is about having one's penis sterilized before copulating with Miltiades. :?

True to form Mr Psychopath !!! Frivolous rubbish, I'm surprised that you haven't made disparaging remarks about my dead mother and dead sister. I can see however that just like the Pervert you too are besotted with Miltiades!!
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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby Lordo » Sun Jul 03, 2016 11:50 am

Get Real! wrote:
Lordo wrote:why dont you explain to the man what gr's favourate article 31 is all about and perhaps gig i mean oracle can explain to us what article 58 is all about too.

Article 31 I think is about having one's penis sterilized before copulating with Miltiades. :?

perhaps a tc can explain to gr what article 31 is.
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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby Ahmd » Sun Jul 03, 2016 1:42 pm

Deat guys,
I didnt get a useful answer really, so please if can anyone help i woild be grateful
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Re: Ayia napa & limassol

Postby CrookedRiverGuy » Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:04 pm

Ahmd wrote:Deat guys,
I didnt get a useful answer really, so please if can anyone help i woild be grateful


I don't really think anyone here cares too much about your physical needs. Why don't you simply stay at home and have yourself a mut'a - it should be just as good as any foreign brothel, eh?
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