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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Schnauzer » Tue Aug 23, 2016 9:27 pm

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miltiades wrote:
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Not a believer in doing a bit of 'Military Service ' either....., by all accounts. :lol:


Perv, in civilized countries 15 year olds are not required to do military service. Now, do me a favour and fuck off !


But when they become MEN, most 'Patriotic Cypriots' (which kind of leaves YOU out) return to do their duty mate.

YOU spent your whole life making sure that you would not spend enough time in Cyprus to be called upon to do yours...... sad.

Anyone who took an annual two week vacation in Cyprus over the past 50 years would be more of a 'Cypriot' than you, they would have put more time in than you have. :lol:[/quote]


It would appear that you are pissed again, judging by the fact that you have screwed up the "Quotes"......... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Tue Aug 23, 2016 9:38 pm

Schnauzer wrote:
miltiades wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:


Not a believer in doing a bit of 'Military Service ' either....., by all accounts. :lol:


Perv, in civilized countries 15 year olds are not required to do military service. Now, do me a favour and fuck off !


But when they become MEN, most 'Patriotic Cypriots' (which kind of leaves YOU out) return to do their duty mate.

YOU spent your whole life making sure that you would not spend enough time in Cyprus to be called upon to do yours...... sad.

Anyone who took an annual two week vacation in Cyprus over the past 50 years would be more of a 'Cypriot' than you, they would have put more time in than you have. :lol:[/quote]
Perv, you may have gathered that I'm more than qualified intellectually to confront your perverted perspective on numerous demeanours, I choose not to purely because I consider you a sick and debauched individual, hence I regress in interacting in what you may call civil debate, in the knowledge that perverts understand a more colloquial renitence, now fuck off :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Schnauzer » Tue Aug 23, 2016 10:20 pm

miltiades wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
miltiades wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:


Not a believer in doing a bit of 'Military Service ' either....., by all accounts. :lol:


Perv, in civilized countries 15 year olds are not required to do military service. Now, do me a favour and fuck off !


But when they become MEN, most 'Patriotic Cypriots' (which kind of leaves YOU out) return to do their duty mate.

YOU spent your whole life making sure that you would not spend enough time in Cyprus to be called upon to do yours...... sad.

Anyone who took an annual two week vacation in Cyprus over the past 50 years would be more of a 'Cypriot' than you, they would have put more time in than you have. :lol:

Perv, you may have gathered that I'm more than qualified intellectually to confront your perverted perspective on numerous demeanours, I choose not to purely because I consider you a sick and debauched individual, hence I regress in interacting in what you may call civil debate, in the knowledge that perverts understand a more colloquial renitence, now fuck off :lol:[/quote]


Oh DO try and get the "Quotes" right old chap, others might be confused and misread YOUR comments as mine.....shocking :shock:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Wed Aug 24, 2016 9:05 pm

May I ask some of our resident religious.....scholars to explain the need for the "creator" to create mosquitoes ?
Perhaps they, the ...scholars, can explain why ...dirty rats , mice and other vermin, ie blue bottles were created!!

Also do please explain the need for earthquakes !!
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Schnauzer » Wed Aug 24, 2016 9:37 pm

miltiades wrote:May I ask some of our resident religious.....scholars to explain the need for the "creator" to create mosquitoes ?
Perhaps they, the ...scholars, can explain why ...dirty rats , mice and other vermin, ie blue bottles were created!!

Also do please explain the need for earthquakes !!


ALL part of the cycles of life, the 'Good Lord' also endowed certain 'Humans' with the characteristics bestowed upon the creatures you mention, some are endowed with the qualities of 'Lions' or 'Tigers' (may I present myself as one such ?) whilst others are like 'Rats' and 'Snakes' (and I am sure we all know of some such persons) and the similarities are quite astonishing to those with the gift of perception.

As to 'Earthquakes' {and other disasters), they could be seen as signs that the 'Good Lord' is displeased with the progress and behaviour of the creatures upon whom he gave the responsibility of 'Care' above ALL living things and dominion over them.

A satisfactory enough explanation for myself, others may hold a different view (which they are entitled to) BUT, come the day of 'Jubilo' there will be much quaking in the hearts of the non-believers......also part of the 'Good Lord's Plan'......I reckon.

It is NEVER too late to repent and beg forgiveness for all our transgressions, "The 'Lord' loveth the sinner who cometh to the fold". :wink:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby MR-from-NG » Wed Aug 24, 2016 10:06 pm

Religion/god/allah. All a big con. Bigger than the Nigerian scam. Created by very clever man back in the day to frighten and to make man behave. My mum used to scare me to go to bed and she would do this by saying dragons will come and take me away and it bloody worked, I used to shit myself and be on my best behaviour to keep the dragons away. That was when I was about 5, I have since grown up and I'd like to think grown wiser. There is NOTHING on earth that can convince me there is a god.

Money is not the root of all evil, it's bloody religion. It's ruining our planet and here you are arguing of its existence. Well, if there is such a force may it burn all those that participate on this damn forum :lol: Especially the facist, racist and Hitlers double SOTOS :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Schnauzer » Wed Aug 24, 2016 10:30 pm

MR-from-NG wrote:Religion/god/allah. All a big con. Bigger than the Nigerian scam. Created by very clever man back in the day to frighten and to make man behave. My mum used to scare me to go to bed and she would do this by saying dragons will come and take me away and it bloody worked, I used to shit myself and be on my best behaviour to keep the dragons away. That was when I was about 5, I have since grown up and I'd like to think grown wiser. There is NOTHING on earth that can convince me there is a god.

Money is not the root of all evil, it's bloody religion. It's ruining our planet and here you are arguing of its existence. Well, if there is such a force may it burn all those that participate on this damn forum :lol: Especially the facist, racist and Hitlers double SOTOS :lol:


You too will come to the fold at the appropriate time.....seen it too many times to be quite so cavalier about the 'Finale'. :wink:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby MR-from-NG » Wed Aug 24, 2016 10:38 pm

Schnauzer wrote:
MR-from-NG wrote:Religion/god/allah. All a big con. Bigger than the Nigerian scam. Created by very clever man back in the day to frighten and to make man behave. My mum used to scare me to go to bed and she would do this by saying dragons will come and take me away and it bloody worked, I used to shit myself and be on my best behaviour to keep the dragons away. That was when I was about 5, I have since grown up and I'd like to think grown wiser. There is NOTHING on earth that can convince me there is a god.

Money is not the root of all evil, it's bloody religion. It's ruining our planet and here you are arguing of its existence. Well, if there is such a force may it burn all those that participate on this damn forum :lol: Especially the facist, racist and Hitlers double SOTOS :lol:


You too will come to the fold at the appropriate time.....seen it too many times to be quite so cavalier about the 'Finale'. :wink:


:lol: Stop it, you're beginning to sound like my mum :lol: :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby kurupetos » Wed Aug 24, 2016 10:41 pm

miltiades wrote:May I ask some of our resident religious.....scholars to explain the need for the "creator" to create mosquitoes ?
Perhaps they, the ...scholars, can explain why ...dirty rats , mice and other vermin, ie blue bottles were created!!

Also do please explain the need for earthquakes !!

Why not? Life never ends, old boy...

BTW mosquitos and cockroaches are paying for the sins of man... the first man. :wink:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Schnauzer » Wed Aug 24, 2016 10:58 pm

MR-from-NG wrote:

:lol: Stop it, you're beginning to sound like my mum :lol: :lol:


God Bless Her, I am sure your Mother did the best she could for you. :roll:
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