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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Thu Aug 25, 2016 7:56 pm

kurupetos wrote:
miltiades wrote:God that religious people follow blindly , yet the same god that ...apparently created every living thing resorts to such utter cruelty, read the following :
God told Abraham that Abraham would be a father of many nations and that his wife Sarah would bear him a child even though they were very old. Indeed, Sarah was 90, and Abraham was around 100 when Isaac was finally born to them. Then God told Abraham to do the unthinkable, to kill Isaac (Genesis 22:1-19). Upon receiving the order, Abraham did not question God. He “blindly” followed God’s orders and traveled quite a distance to a mountain with the intention of killing his son. In the end, God stopped him and said, “Now I know that you fear God, because you have not withheld from me your son, your only son” (Genesis 22:12).

Abraham also knew that God was his own father... why not trust Him?

All I can say is archidhia !! I believe in Father Christmas and so do many many millions of children.
I have yet to encounter a theologian that could explain the horrific murders as described in the fairy tales of Exodus. All fucking scared, just as you are in challenging the virus that afflicts religious people.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby kurupetos » Thu Aug 25, 2016 11:32 pm

You are just in denial, old boy. :wink:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby repulsewarrior » Thu Aug 25, 2016 11:43 pm

...what does Religion have to do with a belief in God?
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:16 am

MR-from-NG wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
MR-from-NG wrote:Religion/god/allah. All a big con. Bigger than the Nigerian scam. Created by very clever man back in the day to frighten and to make man behave. My mum used to scare me to go to bed and she would do this by saying dragons will come and take me away and it bloody worked, I used to shit myself and be on my best behaviour to keep the dragons away. That was when I was about 5, I have since grown up and I'd like to think grown wiser. There is NOTHING on earth that can convince me there is a god.

Most of religion is indeed a con but that’s no excuse for assuming that any of these con artists represent God and therefore there is no God!

Be very careful there with childish assumptions!

I told you people many times on this forum… don’t ever use Man’s woes to judge God.


M, for someone who hardly went to school I am very proud of my achievements. If I had your education and your brains my achievements would have been 10 fold. I do not disrespect the believers but I don't hold them in high esteem either. I do however ask myself, WHY? Schnauzer, you, such education, intelligence, WHY. You wouldn't fall for a Nigerian scam why fall for the biggest scam ever created by man?

Well once again… those who have been made aware of the magnitude, complexity, and awesomeness of the universe yet still can’t figure it out just don’t have the common sense to put one and one together. :?

The biggest and most spectacular miracle is right in front of you but if you’re blind then you’re blind and nobody can lend their eyes to you.

Ah well… this is as far as you’re going MR-from-NG .
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby repulsewarrior » Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:24 am

...what if i said i don't believe in a Religion, but i believe in God, what am i?
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:25 am

miltiades wrote:Here is one explanation as to the " creation" of parasites !!!

I have already given you the answer for ALL nasty things on this planet so there’s no point in going over each and every insect out there like a little 5 year old! :roll:

But then again with your limited intellect what else can you post? :lol:

You're so pitiful re Milti... :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Fri Aug 26, 2016 8:00 am

Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:Here is one explanation as to the " creation" of parasites !!!

I have already given you the answer for ALL nasty things on this planet so there’s no point in going over each and every insect out there like a little 5 year old! :roll:

But then again with your limited intellect what else can you post? :lol:

You're so pitiful re Milti... :lol:

So you did !! You also explained in graphic detail as why this imaginary god commanded that Abraham kill his own son so that he, Abraham, would prove to god his total and unquestionable submission!!

You also explain the mass murder committed by this imaginary god just so that one of ....his creations, one man, would have a change of heart and let " his" people go, you know " his" people that you so vehemently despice.
Re malaka , if you possessed a mere 1% of my intellect you wouldn't be such a passionate devotee of this man made mythological god! Now go and read Genesis and Exodus once again and do remember worship is to give honour, homage, reverence, respect, adoration, praise, or glory to a superior being. Miltiades !
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Fri Aug 26, 2016 8:23 am

miltiades wrote:You also explain the mass murder committed by this imaginary god just so that one of ....his creations, one man, would have a change of heart and let " his" people go, you know " his" people that you so vehemently despice.

What mass murder? God appropriately punished those who would not listen to his instructions just as he will punish YOU if you continue being so disrespectful to the father of the universe.

You are a temporary guest on one of the father’s numerous planets so you should show a little respect to your landlord/king and cut the crap.

I really don’t know what compels clowns like you to exalt yourselves to such disgraceful levels and frankly I commend the king of the universe for his tremendous restrain and patience because if it was me I’d smite you in a heartbeat and turn you to dust!
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Fri Aug 26, 2016 9:10 am

Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:You also explain the mass murder committed by this imaginary god just so that one of ....his creations, one man, would have a change of heart and let " his" people go, you know " his" people that you so vehemently despice.

What mass murder? God appropriately punished those who would not listen to his instructions just as he will punish YOU if you continue being so disrespectful to the father of the universe.

You are a temporary guest on one of the father’s numerous planets so you should show a little respect to your landlord/king and cut the crap.

I really don’t know what compels clowns like you to exalt yourselves to such disgraceful levels and frankly I commend the king of the universe for his tremendous restrain and patience because if it was me I’d smite you in a heartbeat and turn you to dust!

Haven't you read about the killing of the first born Egyptian child ?? Must have been in the thousands.
Listen plonker, most of my family are religious, I respect their views and they respect mine. God was invented in the dark ages by man . There is not one iota of scientific evidence as to the existence of a creator. I dread to think what you would do if you had the power, maybe kill all first, second and third born!! I do admire your low intellect, but you are nevertheless a good ....speller!! :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Fri Aug 26, 2016 9:28 am

miltiades wrote:There is not one iota of scientific evidence as to the existence of a creator.

What scientific evidence are you on about fool? :?

Are you seriously expecting another idiotic mortal like you to provide you with “evidence” of how the universe was formed? :?

Do you honestly think that another human will one day give you answers about the cosmos while he goes about his pitiful little life right here on this planet? :?

What fucking drugs are you people on? :lol:

You have faith in a coming MORTAL for the answers to the immortal??? :?

Even a concoction of the most hallucinogen drugs couldn’t possibly give you such delusions! :lol:
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