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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Sat Aug 27, 2016 8:09 am

CrookedRiverGuy wrote:
Get Real! wrote:He's just a well known idiot who couldn't spot his penis let alone phenomena in the cosmos...


Well, when you're mentioning one...

Man has invented multiple ways to try and get closer to God and collectively these methods are all referred to as “religion” but in the process many people have exploited these establishments to further their selfish interests thereby undermining the very few individuals who are/were genuine in their intentions, so it’s very easy to fault and put down Man’s religion.

So given all the corruption and mistrust perhaps we shouldn’t be so preoccupied with religion but rather spend more time contemplating if the universe’s existence is at all possible without a God.

If indeed we then arrive at the conclusion that only a God could have possibly brought about the universe then I see no problem why one cannot fashion their own custom designed religion to praise God.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Sat Aug 27, 2016 8:42 am

God therefore just appeared from nowhere !! Man invented God you Plonker. Look at the ludicrous pronouncements I posted, all from the man written and inspired so called holy book.

Do you recall when YOU , a ...god fearing individual, expressed a wish that the earthquake that killed my mother should have wiped out my entire family ? You obviously take your ...views from your holy book !!
You are a first class PLONKER :lol: :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Sat Aug 27, 2016 8:54 am

miltiades wrote:God therefore just appeared from nowhere !! Man invented God you Plonker.

Indeed we have… Man reasoned (<-- well those that could) that something very special must be responsible for the existence of the universe. And how right Man is…

You've check-mated yourself. :)
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Sat Aug 27, 2016 9:16 am

Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:God therefore just appeared from nowhere !! Man invented God you Plonker.

Indeed we have… Man reasoned (<-- well those that could) that something very special must be responsible for the existence of the universe. And how right Man is…

You've check-mated yourself. :)

At long last !! You accept that Man invented God!
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Sat Aug 27, 2016 9:23 am

miltiades wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:God therefore just appeared from nowhere !! Man invented God you Plonker.

Indeed we have… Man reasoned (<-- well those that could) that something very special must be responsible for the existence of the universe. And how right Man is…

You've check-mated yourself. :)

At long last !! You accept that Man invented God!

Yup, we took the letters G, O, and D and put them together to form a label so as to identify the very special entity that is responsible for the universe!

Amen to that!
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Sat Aug 27, 2016 9:47 am

Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:God therefore just appeared from nowhere !! Man invented God you Plonker.

Indeed we have… Man reasoned (<-- well those that could) that something very special must be responsible for the existence of the universe. And how right Man is…

You've check-mated yourself. :)

At long last !! You accept that Man invented God!

Yup, we took the letters G, O, and D and put them together to form a label so as to identify the very special entity that is responsible for the universe!

Amen to that!

It could stand for someone like you!! :lol: Gay Old Dog :lol: :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Sat Aug 27, 2016 9:53 am

By the way, did you know that Jesus refered to "eunuchs who have been so from birth." This terminology ("born eunuchs") was used in the ancient world to refer to homosexual men. Jesus indicates that being a "born eunuch" is a gift from God. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Sat Aug 27, 2016 5:31 pm

miltiades wrote:By the way, did you know that Jesus refered to "eunuchs who have been so from birth." This terminology ("born eunuchs") was used in the ancient world to refer to homosexual men. Jesus indicates that being a "born eunuch" is a gift from God. :lol: :lol:

I’ve always found in my studies that eunuchs are associated with penis castration whether voluntary or forced.

Now, if you can refer to a transgender or some other type of abnormal sexual makeup, as a “eunuch” then that’s news to me!
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby repulsewarrior » Sat Aug 27, 2016 6:10 pm

Get Real! wrote:
CrookedRiverGuy wrote:
Get Real! wrote:He's just a well known idiot who couldn't spot his penis let alone phenomena in the cosmos...


Well, when you're mentioning one...

Man has invented multiple ways to try and get closer to God and collectively these methods are all referred to as “religion” but in the process many people have exploited these establishments to further their selfish interests thereby undermining the very few individuals who are/were genuine in their intentions, so it’s very easy to fault and put down Man’s religion.

So given all the corruption and mistrust perhaps we shouldn’t be so preoccupied with religion but rather spend more time contemplating if the universe’s existence is at all possible without a God.

If indeed we then arrive at the conclusion that only a God could have possibly brought about the universe then I see no problem why one cannot fashion their own custom designed religion to praise God.


...pardon me GR, you on pot, 'cause that is what i am saying, maybe it's because you don't read (or think); cheers, you idiot.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Sat Aug 27, 2016 6:24 pm

repulsewarrior wrote:...pardon me GR, you on pot, 'cause that is what i am saying, maybe it's because you don't read (or think); cheers, you idiot.

Is this “turkish”, “greek”, or “mixed” souvlaki you’re talking about? :?
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