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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Sat Aug 20, 2016 6:53 am

miltiades wrote:A simple question to those that believe in life after death, in a creator and in Paradise and Hell.

What is the ....current " population" of Paradise and respectively of Hell. Since man has been on earth for millions of years the number must be in trillion trillion trillion plus many more trillions!! :lol: :lol: A bit congested wouldn't you say so ? :lol:

One would have to know how much space a spirit takes up to answer your question and not to mention that nobody has been raised from the dead yet so as to enter hell or paradise anyway.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Sat Aug 20, 2016 7:00 am

Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:A simple question to those that believe in life after death, in a creator and in Paradise and Hell.

What is the ....current " population" of Paradise and respectively of Hell. Since man has been on earth for millions of years the number must be in trillion trillion trillion plus many more trillions!! :lol: :lol: A bit congested wouldn't you say so ? :lol:

One would have to know how much space a spirit takes up to answer your question and not to mention that nobody has been raised from the dead yet so as to enter hell or paradise anyway.

Since you promote your self as a ...scholar on religion, you may care to read this:
https://whynogod.wordpress.com/

By the way do spirits have sex ? If not then all those morons expecting virgins will be disappointed !! :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby kurupetos » Sat Aug 20, 2016 11:28 am

miltiades wrote:A simple question to those that believe in life after death, in a creator and in Paradise and Hell.

What is the ....current " population" of Paradise and respectively of Hell. Since man has been on earth for millions of years the number must be in trillion trillion trillion plus many more trillions!! :lol: :lol: A bit congested wouldn't you say so ? :lol:

Ignorance will send you to hell, old boy.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Sat Aug 20, 2016 1:35 pm

kurupetos wrote:
miltiades wrote:A simple question to those that believe in life after death, in a creator and in Paradise and Hell.

What is the ....current " population" of Paradise and respectively of Hell. Since man has been on earth for millions of years the number must be in trillion trillion trillion plus many more trillions!! :lol: :lol: A bit congested wouldn't you say so ? :lol:

Ignorance will send you to hell, old boy.

Explain this ....Hodja !!
"Scientists think that the Earth is 4.54 billion years old. Coincidentally, this is the same age as the rest of the planets in the Solar System, as well as the Sun. Of course, it’s not a coincidence; the Sun and the planets all formed together from a diffuse cloud of hydrogen billions of years ago."
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Atheist » Sat Aug 20, 2016 2:12 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Atheist wrote:You are so stupid it is no surprise you are a theist :lol:

Which archeological finding supports that what is written in the bible came from "God"?

All that archeology can show is that what is compiled in the bible is a collection of stories written at different times by different people in different locations and went through revisions by yet different groups of people who picked and choose what tales to include and what tales to exclude from their Bible Fairy Tale Collection.

Nobody disputes that the bible fairytale was written, just like many fictional stories where written since people learned to write and archeologists found tons of those stories as well. What is clearly false is that this fairytale somehow came from a "God". Anybody can write crap and then claim that he was enlightened by "God" to do so, it is the easiest thing to make such claim. Many people have done this, lots of fairytales and myths have been created over the history of mankind.

Your homework for today:

1. What evidence exists for the authenticity of the bible?

2. How long did it take for the bible to be completed?

3. How many authors contributed to the bible?

4. How did the bible’s authors collaborate towards this cause?

It’s high time you started putting some work into it instead of posting whatever tossings come to your head.


I care as much about the bible as I care about Kokinoskoufitsa. How long did it take to write Kokinoskoufitsa? How many authors contributed to this fairy tale? The answers can make up an interesting story but they do not provide any answers about the universe.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Schnauzer » Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:11 pm

kurupetos wrote:
miltiades wrote:A simple question to those that believe in life after death, in a creator and in Paradise and Hell.

What is the ....current " population" of Paradise and respectively of Hell. Since man has been on earth for millions of years the number must be in trillion trillion trillion plus many more trillions!! :lol: :lol: A bit congested wouldn't you say so ? :lol:

Ignorance will send you to hell, old boy.



Stay your condemnation of our poor ignoramus, for it is written:- "The Lord loveth the sinner that repents his sins" AND, when the time comes for Milti to face his demise, his last thoughts and hopes will be that the 'Almighty' (whosoever or whatsoever) will embrace him and offer him solace in his final moments.

It happens to everyone, the dread of the unknown is a powerful force and will topple the most valiant of warriors, how much easier it will be to unseat the valiance of a blasphemous champion of 'Atheinism'... may 'Allah' be merciful unto him also.

The only caveat (before entry into the realms of 'Paradise' MAY be (for I am not qualified to make final judgments) that there will be NO virgins available to him, it will be punishment enough to find himself in the company of SO many courageous 'Jihadi Warriors' who will perhaps explain to him the TRUE meaning of 'Courage', something that he never quite understood on the 'Earthly Plain'.

Given time (and there will be plenty of it) they may even teach him to understand that which is written. :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby kurupetos » Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:47 pm

miltiades wrote:
kurupetos wrote:
miltiades wrote:A simple question to those that believe in life after death, in a creator and in Paradise and Hell.

What is the ....current " population" of Paradise and respectively of Hell. Since man has been on earth for millions of years the number must be in trillion trillion trillion plus many more trillions!! :lol: :lol: A bit congested wouldn't you say so ? :lol:

Ignorance will send you to hell, old boy.

Explain this ....Hodja !!
"Scientists think that the Earth is 4.54 billion years old. Coincidentally, this is the same age as the rest of the planets in the Solar System, as well as the Sun. Of course, it’s not a coincidence; the Sun and the planets all formed together from a diffuse cloud of hydrogen billions of years ago."

So what, fool? :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby kurupetos » Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:50 pm

Atheist wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Atheist wrote:You are so stupid it is no surprise you are a theist :lol:

Which archeological finding supports that what is written in the bible came from "God"?

All that archeology can show is that what is compiled in the bible is a collection of stories written at different times by different people in different locations and went through revisions by yet different groups of people who picked and choose what tales to include and what tales to exclude from their Bible Fairy Tale Collection.

Nobody disputes that the bible fairytale was written, just like many fictional stories where written since people learned to write and archeologists found tons of those stories as well. What is clearly false is that this fairytale somehow came from a "God". Anybody can write crap and then claim that he was enlightened by "God" to do so, it is the easiest thing to make such claim. Many people have done this, lots of fairytales and myths have been created over the history of mankind.

Your homework for today:

1. What evidence exists for the authenticity of the bible?

2. How long did it take for the bible to be completed?

3. How many authors contributed to the bible?

4. How did the bible’s authors collaborate towards this cause?

It’s high time you started putting some work into it instead of posting whatever tossings come to your head.


I care as much about the bible as I care about Kokinoskoufitsa. How long did it take to write Kokinoskoufitsa? How many authors contributed to this fairy tale? The answers can make up an interesting story but they do not provide any answers about the universe.

If you don't care, why are you here? :?

BTW, even the devil knows there is God. :roll:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Lordo » Sat Aug 20, 2016 4:45 pm

kurupetos wrote:
Atheist wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Atheist wrote:You are so stupid it is no surprise you are a theist :lol:

Which archeological finding supports that what is written in the bible came from "God"?

All that archeology can show is that what is compiled in the bible is a collection of stories written at different times by different people in different locations and went through revisions by yet different groups of people who picked and choose what tales to include and what tales to exclude from their Bible Fairy Tale Collection.

Nobody disputes that the bible fairytale was written, just like many fictional stories where written since people learned to write and archeologists found tons of those stories as well. What is clearly false is that this fairytale somehow came from a "God". Anybody can write crap and then claim that he was enlightened by "God" to do so, it is the easiest thing to make such claim. Many people have done this, lots of fairytales and myths have been created over the history of mankind.

Your homework for today:

1. What evidence exists for the authenticity of the bible?

2. How long did it take for the bible to be completed?

3. How many authors contributed to the bible?

4. How did the bible’s authors collaborate towards this cause?

It’s high time you started putting some work into it instead of posting whatever tossings come to your head.


I care as much about the bible as I care about Kokinoskoufitsa. How long did it take to write Kokinoskoufitsa? How many authors contributed to this fairy tale? The answers can make up an interesting story but they do not provide any answers about the universe.

If you don't care, why are you here? :?

BTW, even the devil knows there is God. :roll:

are you so simple that you believe in god. gavole pezzevengopeasantkopekyurekli that you are.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Sat Aug 20, 2016 6:04 pm

TO ALL RELIGIOUS ....SCHOLLARS:

As we all know, at least those of us with the minutest amount of logic, man has been on earth for hundreds of thousands of years.
We also know that Christianity is about 2 thousand years old and Islam about 1300 years.

Any of you ...religious scholars care to explain why it took hundreds of thousands of years for the Son of God to appear and 700 years later the so called prophet. Was god taking a break for hundreds of thousands of years and suddenly decided to .....create ADAM AND EVE IT, WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT !!

Yes folks, the earth planet is billions of years old, life on earth millions of years old, yet a couple of thousand years ago man decided to create something ...original, to give you scholars a ...purpose in life !!
Any one wants to challenge me on the old testimony, particularly EXODUS ? I love the myth on angels being sent down to Egypt to kill the first born !!! I wonder what method they , the angels, used, strangulation perhaps, or maybe they , the angels, slit throats in mass !!!
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