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Checkmate, Atheists

Postby mistermax » Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:34 pm

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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby kurupetos » Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:36 pm

I did. 8)

Welcome back, gold medalist. :mrgreen:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:42 pm

Does your allah have a camera now?
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby mistermax » Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:43 pm

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GreekIslandGirl wrote:Does your allah have a camera now?


I dont have any imaginary friends. I grew up.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby mistermax » Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:46 pm

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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:47 pm

What's clear is that you don't know what you are talking about.

But, you've googled some images and think you can make yourself look clever... :P
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby mistermax » Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:50 pm

A lawyer, A priest and a scout Leader with his troupe are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and the plane begins to go down.
Scout Leader "There aren't enough parachutes, we must give them to the children!"
Lawyer "Fuck the children!"
Priest "Do you think there's time?"
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby mistermax » Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:52 pm

What's the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby kurupetos » Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:57 pm

mistermax wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:Does your allah have a camera now?


I dont have any imaginary friends. I grew up.

You don't have any friends. :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby mistermax » Tue Aug 16, 2016 11:00 pm

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing.

He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...."
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The river ran again.
And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke:

"Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful...AMEN!"

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kurupetos wrote:
mistermax wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:Does your allah have a camera now?


I dont have any imaginary friends. I grew up.

You don't have any friends. :lol:



I am not the one with 16923 posts. :roll: 8)
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