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by **Get Real!** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 2:37 am

My correspondence with the leader of “Satan’s church” in the US…

I kick-started the "debate" with this message:

You people are pretty childish and I doubt the devil would be even remotely interested in a bunch of lowlifes fascinated with horror movies.

The devil dwells among the rich and powerful that can make a difference in society to further his cause, not occultists on welfare!

Grow up!

And about a week later he responds with a...

What makes you think we're on welfare?!

I now realize that this conversation with the "higher one" won't be going very far... :lol:

by **Atheist** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:19 am

They are as much childish as you are. Don't you believe in "Satan" too, and don't you believe that such entities care about you?

By the way, there seem to be way to many "Gods" in your supposedly monotheistic religion. You have the "son of God", a myriad of "Saints", and even things like "Satan". All those entities supposedly have super natural powers and sometimes they are thought as being "regional Gods" (a village can have a Saint as a "protector"). Doesn't seem all that different from polytheism. The Greek Gods also had a hierarchy where they had Zeus on top, and then different tiers of smaller Gods, some of which were protectors of specific places (e.g. Goddess Athina was the protector of Athens).

by **Paphitis** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:52 am

No I enjoyed their response!

They kicked Get Real's butt with that gem and now he doesn't know what hit him.

I love the humor from the Satanist. It was brilliant! :lol:

by **Paphitis** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:56 am

Right that's it! I'm starting the Church of Thoth! :lol:

He just friggin looks cool!

by **Get Real!** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 10:13 am

Paphitis wrote:I love the humor from the Satanist. It was brilliant!

It's not intentional. What makes it funny is that the only answer he had was to defend his “honor” that he is not on welfare!

I guess there must be some sort of tithing going on at this establishment from which he “earns” an income (read scrounges off the other fools)

Satan must be shaking his head...

by **miltiades** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 10:48 am

Get Real! wrote:
Paphitis wrote:I love the humor from the Satanist. It was brilliant!

It's not intentional. What makes it funny is that the only answer he had was to defend his “honor” that he is not on welfare!

I guess there must be some sort of tithing going on at this establishment from which he “earns” an income (read scrounges off the other fools)

Satan must be shaking his head...

In mythology that you know, who created Satan GR :lol:

Dont say God!!

by **Get Real!** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:26 pm

miltiades wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Paphitis wrote:I love the humor from the Satanist. It was brilliant!

It's not intentional. What makes it funny is that the only answer he had was to defend his “honor” that he is not on welfare!

I guess there must be some sort of tithing going on at this establishment from which he “earns” an income (read scrounges off the other fools)

Satan must be shaking his head...

In mythology that you know, who created Satan GR Dont say God!!

I have no alternative answer for you.

by **Paphitis** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 1:29 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Paphitis wrote:I love the humor from the Satanist. It was brilliant!

It's not intentional. What makes it funny is that the only answer he had was to defend his “honor” that he is not on welfare!

I guess there must be some sort of tithing going on at this establishment from which he “earns” an income (read scrounges off the other fools)

Satan must be shaking his head...

Oh you need to understand the humour!

The guy was pulling your leg mate. :lol:

You see, he wouldn't see how he needs to defend his honour so took you up on the welfare point which to him was an insult and on top of that also would have thought it would have pissed you off! :lol: