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Someone is telling lies !.

Postby Schnauzer » Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:20 am

UKIP MEP Steven Woolfe is hospitalized as a result of an altercation with his rival Mike Hookem who apparently delivered a 'Right Hook' as both parties were engaged in a leadership dispute.

Mike insists that no such incident occurred whilst Steven insists it did.

A spokesman for those who are now embroiled in the inquiry following the 'Shemozzle' actually concluded that "Someone is telling Lies !".

I think this event is worthy of an insertion into the 'Jokes' section since I believe the 'Spokesman' must be aware of the fact that 'Lies' are the fundamental requirements of a successful 'Politician' and, as such, should come as no surprise to Him.

Unless the intention is to "Pull the wool over our eyes", hardly likely when emanating from those 'Persons of Integrity' I'm sure. :lol:
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Re: Someone is telling lies !.

Postby kurupetos » Sat Oct 08, 2016 11:55 am

A good excuse to bring Nigel back in action (IMO). :wink:
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Re: Someone is telling lies !.

Postby Paphitis » Sat Oct 08, 2016 11:57 am

nigel is too busy working on DEXIT! 8)

maybe Tsipras can bring him in to work on GREXIT too! :mrgreen:
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Re: Someone is telling lies !.

Postby Schnauzer » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:04 pm

Paphitis wrote:nigel is too busy working on DEXIT! 8)

maybe Tsipras can bring him in to work on GREXIT too! :mrgreen:


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Re: Someone is telling lies !.

Postby Schnauzer » Sat Oct 08, 2016 7:51 pm

Schnauzer wrote:
Paphitis wrote:nigel is too busy working on DEXIT! 8)

maybe Tsipras can bring him in to work on GREXIT too! :mrgreen:


:lol:


It would appear (judging from conclusive medical reports just published) that Mike Hookem (hereinafter referred to as 'Mad Mike') DID in fact deliver a punch which hospitalized Steven Woolfe.

Both of these gentlemen have been suspended and certain of their benefits cut.

Looks like the 'Someone' is 'Mad Mike' although He still adamantly refutes the claims of poor old 'Woolfie' (who looks happy enough as He reclines in His hospital bed) now quite confident that He will still qualify for leadership.

Neither of the two are fit for purpose (in My opinion) since a good 'Liar' should always be in control of His/Her emotions and, as stated, one of THE most important attributes of a politician is the ability to 'Lie' to the degree that they are even able to convince themselves of the 'Truth' in their 'Lies'.

Hence the expression :-" He/She tells lies and believes them Him/Herself"........how sad for us all. :wink:
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Re: Someone is telling lies !.

Postby Alexa1994 » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:26 pm

Paphitis wrote:nigel is too busy working on DEXIT! 8)

maybe Tsipras can bring him in to work on GREXIT too! :mrgreen:


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