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Bicephalic Beast.

Postby Schnauzer » Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:28 pm

The discovery of an hitherto unknown creature has sent shock-waves throughout the scientific world, the creature, similar in appearance (from a distance) to a very large Crocodile with the extraordinary feature that it has 'Two Heads' (one at each end of it's body) and displays a tendency toward extreme ferociousness whether approached or not, constantly devours ANY foodstuff whether it be animal or vegetable that it comes upon as it constantly feeds and seemingly has an insatiable appetite.

Scientific Observers' (Professor Tania Baker (prof of Biology and her counterpart ass prof and faculty director of the 'Cellular Analysis Core Director) have declared it probably THE most ferocious beast on the planet, some even suggesting that it could not have evolved from ANY creature known on the face of the earth due to the almost unbelievable feature that it does not have a 'Back Passage' and may even be an 'Alien Species'.

"It just does not fit in with ANY creature known to us" quoted Tania, "The fact that it constantly devours almost anything yet has no 'Anus', simply defies logic, it is a new species and one which we will have to suitably name, if we are able to capture one, quite stunning".

The apparent plan for this unapproachable quirk of nature, is, to clear an area of all vegetation surrounding where the beast is currently known to be ravaging (at a safe distance) and eventually possibly sedate it for closer study, it has even been suggested that it may have 'Prehistoric Ancestors' and a new 'Dinosaur' about to be named, most interesting, time will tell. 8)
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Re: Bicephalic Beast.

Postby Londonrake » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:01 am

Well, I resisted it for a day! It sounds a bit like something with 2 dicks. However, curiosity got the better - and I Googled. :lol:

On the entire planet Earth, the top search return was .............. you `Schnauzer! :wink: :D

Is it a cryptic metaphor or, so simple I just can't see the wood for all the trees? :?
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Re: Bicephalic Beast.

Postby Pyrpolizer » Sun Mar 05, 2017 2:52 pm

Londonrake wrote:Well, I resisted it for a day! It sounds a bit like something with 2 dicks. However, curiosity got the better - and I Googled. :lol:

On the entire planet Earth, the top search return was .............. you `Schnauzer! :wink: :D

Is it a cryptic metaphor or, so simple I just can't see the wood for all the trees? :?


It's another Milti related crap.
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Re: Bicephalic Beast.

Postby Schnauzer » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:36 pm

Londonrake wrote:Well, I resisted it for a day! It sounds a bit like something with 2 dicks. However, curiosity got the better - and I Googled. :lol:

On the entire planet Earth, the top search return was .............. you `Schnauzer! :wink: :D

Is it a cryptic metaphor or, so simple I just can't see the wood for all the trees? :?



Neither, the plain fact is that this extraordinary beast is an unknown species and has not (as of yet) been introduced to the general public for various reasons, the most obvious being that such ferocity (observed by those that discovered it's existence) would certainly pose a great danger to any that might be inclined to either hunt or at least catch sight of such a phenomenon.

The matter will be kept under wraps and the location of it's whereabouts protected until the animal has been either captured or at least studied, the main interest at the moment is to determine (if there be an explanation) just how did such an animal evolve /develop in such an obscure location, are there more of them and 'Most importantly' just what causes the creature to maintain such lengthy periods of fury when there surely cannot be any 'Predator' it fears which might prompt it to display such ferocity and constantly emit such loud and unearthly sounding growls.

If indeed such noise is a 'Warning Signal', it presents another problem in that 'Silence' would surely help it to prey upon other creatures (unless it feeds on the dead) or maybe has a turn of speed as of yet undetermined.

There is much to be learned and much to be studied, such a voracious appetite MUST be a great problem and the creature must be lord over quite a large territory in order to satisfy it's needs for survival, it surely MUST be a lone species, possibly the last of it's kind even, since it may even have eaten of it's own kind.

I personally think it quite interesting, even extremely so, perhaps I reported a little too early. 8)
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Re: Bicephalic Beast.

Postby Pyrpolizer » Mon Mar 06, 2017 2:49 pm

So YOU studied it?
And you discovered it has no anus?
How? :mrgreen:
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Re: Bicephalic Beast.

Postby Schnauzer » Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:05 pm

Pyrpolizer wrote:So YOU studied it?
And you discovered it has no anus?
How? :mrgreen:


I do not recall having indicated that 'I' have studied the creature, nor, as a matter of fact, have I made any suggestion that Milti would loom large in any of the many comments I have forwarded on the matter.

I am neither qualified nor inclined to arrive at any conclusions on such an incredible discovery BUT, I did feel that it might have been of interest to some members.

The location, where I am frequently obliged to visit (in pursuance of my vocation) is extremely remote, I am rather out of my depth when it comes to drawing those conclusions which might explain the mysteries surrounding the emergence of this extraordinary creature and should not have mentioned it (or so I am told) since there are reasons for why information regarding this beast were/are under investigation by some of the foremost 'Zoologists, Biologists, Archaeologists' and various other well presented professional observers whom (in concert) are currently engaged in the study of it.

One suggestion (from a learned Chinese Biologist) is that it may be the result of a 'Cloning Experiment' that went wrong (there is no need to mention HIS 'CV'' since the mind would boggle) as good an explanation to the unknown as any at present.

There is much being discussed and, since I have already made mention of the creature's existence, I will forward any new (permissible) information which may be of interest whilst 'I' too might learn something about the nature of the beast, who knows, I might even stumble across some relevant point which may escape the notice of those learned 'Ladies and Gentlemen' as they cudgel their brains, wipe their furrowed brows and pensively stroke their sagacious noses.

To coin a typical Cypriot phrase......""I will let you know". 8)
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Re: Bicephalic Beast.

Postby Pyrpolizer » Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:56 pm

Schnauzer wrote:
Pyrpolizer wrote:So YOU studied it?
And you discovered it has no anus?
How? :mrgreen:


I do not recall having indicated that 'I' have studied the creature, nor, as a matter of fact, have I made any suggestion that Milti would loom large in any of the many comments I have forwarded on the matter.

I am neither qualified nor inclined to arrive at any conclusions on such an incredible discovery BUT, I did feel that it might have been of interest to some members.

The location, where I am frequently obliged to visit (in pursuance of my vocation) is extremely remote, I am rather out of my depth when it comes to drawing those conclusions which might explain the mysteries surrounding the emergence of this extraordinary creature and should not have mentioned it (or so I am told) since there are reasons for why information regarding this beast were/are under investigation by some of the foremost 'Zoologists, Biologists, Archaeologists' and various other well presented professional observers whom (in concert) are currently engaged in the study of it.

One suggestion (from a learned Chinese Biologist) is that it may be the result of a 'Cloning Experiment' that went wrong (there is no need to mention HIS 'CV'' since the mind would boggle) as good an explanation to the unknown as any at present.

There is much being discussed and, since I have already made mention of the creature's existence, I will forward any new (permissible) information which may be of interest whilst 'I' too might learn something about the nature of the beast, who knows, I might even stumble across some relevant point which may escape the notice of those learned 'Ladies and Gentlemen' as they cudgel their brains, wipe their furrowed brows and pensively stroke their sagacious noses.

To coin a typical Cypriot phrase......""I will let you know". 8)


Well as soon as soon as those Phd brains inform the tourist of you how they discovered it has no anus, we will be here to learn the details from your Schnauzer sea of fantasy. Be sure to drag as many details as possible about it's no anus phenomenon, because that would be of great interest to this forum, in fact we may learn to genetically Engineer some members ourselves. Oh and be sure they will give permission to the tourists of you to spread the news. Remember "NO ANUS" is the issue :lol: :lol:
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Re: Bicephalic Beast.

Postby Schnauzer » Tue Mar 07, 2017 6:08 am

Pyrpolizer wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
Pyrpolizer wrote:So YOU studied it?
And you discovered it has no anus?
How? :mrgreen:


I do not recall having indicated that 'I' have studied the creature, nor, as a matter of fact, have I made any suggestion that Milti would loom large in any of the many comments I have forwarded on the matter.

I am neither qualified nor inclined to arrive at any conclusions on such an incredible discovery BUT, I did feel that it might have been of interest to some members.

The location, where I am frequently obliged to visit (in pursuance of my vocation) is extremely remote, I am rather out of my depth when it comes to drawing those conclusions which might explain the mysteries surrounding the emergence of this extraordinary creature and should not have mentioned it (or so I am told) since there are reasons for why information regarding this beast were/are under investigation by some of the foremost 'Zoologists, Biologists, Archaeologists' and various other well presented professional observers whom (in concert) are currently engaged in the study of it.

One suggestion (from a learned Chinese Biologist) is that it may be the result of a 'Cloning Experiment' that went wrong (there is no need to mention HIS 'CV'' since the mind would boggle) as good an explanation to the unknown as any at present.

There is much being discussed and, since I have already made mention of the creature's existence, I will forward any new (permissible) information which may be of interest whilst 'I' too might learn something about the nature of the beast, who knows, I might even stumble across some relevant point which may escape the notice of those learned 'Ladies and Gentlemen' as they cudgel their brains, wipe their furrowed brows and pensively stroke their sagacious noses.

To coin a typical Cypriot phrase......""I will let you know". 8)


Well as soon as soon as those Phd brains inform the tourist of you how they discovered it has no anus, we will be here to learn the details from your Schnauzer sea of fantasy. Be sure to drag as many details as possible about it's no anus phenomenon, because that would be of great interest to this forum, in fact we may learn to genetically Engineer some members ourselves. Oh and be sure they will give permission to the tourists of you to spread the news. Remember "NO ANUS" is the issue :lol: :lol:


In your haste to discredit (and offer subtle insult) I fear you may have misinterpreted (or misread) a word which led you to believe that I report as a 'Tourist' ?.

Kindly compare the words 'Vacation' (which I believe you must have assumed, hence 'Tourist') and 'Vocation' (which is descriptive of my occupation) and it may occur to you that your 'Haste' was master of your desire to ridicule.

If you wish to preoccupy your thoughts with 'Holes twixt buttocks', you are quite at liberty to so do BUT, as I have made it quite clear on several occasions in the past, those that ARE of that persuasion, are quite welcome to take the elevator to the uppermost floor of a high building and it would give me great pleasure to (in my spare time) "Lob you Off".......the world would be a better place without 'Poofters'....... (imho).......and a t least I am 'Straight ' about it. 8)
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Re: Bicephalic Beast.

Postby Pyrpolizer » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:08 pm

You are still a visitor to the place and so far you haven't given us convincing information what makes you so special to be informed for something you haven't even seen. Still you haven't suspected that the story behind might have some other motives as for example keep unwanted visitors away from a poppy plantation.
For me someone who presents such a hearsay story in a public forum, without even mentioning the slightest concern that it might not be true is naive to say the least.
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Re: Bicephalic Beast.

Postby Schnauzer » Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:52 pm

Pyrpolizer wrote:You are still a visitor to the place and so far you haven't given us convincing information what makes you so special to be informed for something you haven't even seen. Still you haven't suspected that the story behind might have some other motives as for example keep unwanted visitors away from a poppy plantation.
For me someone who presents such a hearsay story in a public forum, without even mentioning the slightest concern that it might not be true is naive to say the least.


The correct response to your initial inability to determine the difference twixt 'Vacation' and 'Vocation' would have been a polite apology for your error in assuming that I am a 'Tourist', an easy one to make since the words are so similar yet their meanings diverse.

However, your reluctance to admit to such a fault now prompts you to assume that I must therefore be a 'Visitor' rather than a 'Tourist' which unfortunately places you in the position that you have made assumptions which ( similar to those conclusions you have arrived at in MY case) now place YOU in the limelight of 'Naivety' since you have no information to substantiate your claims in either situation, therefore, your opinions become invalid.

Persons in MY position (undisclosed) are certainly not prone to naivety and there ARE reasons for why I am treated as 'Special'. (also protected from disclosure).

Therefore, as initially indicated, a polite apology would be acceptable which might result in my willingness to continue reporting on developments (as permitted) and, in closing, I would inform you that 'Bicephalic Creatures' are not quite as rare as you may think. (although THIS one seems to be far larger than other known species) hence the secrecy and scientific interest. 8)
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