Cyprus-Forum.com

[Oceanside50]

After reading GR's shit it just occurred to me that I've never banged a Cypriot hoochie... in fact I've never even seen one.. except once upside down coming out of the womb.. but hundreds of black, Asian, redneck, a couple of Greek,white but never Cypriot..

I've got some questions. What's foreplay with a Cypriot chick like? Is it like .. Ela ra barton vouko tsai siopa.. or is it like

cypriot chick....varton oulo mesa re gare. Me..en olous mesa, tsai oute enan awww en eipes..Cypriot chick..ate ela ena ouch...


Or... etsi orean pashoputa San esena en eida pote mou.. kame ena kafe metrio.. jai shipse na sou ton katso.. is this an appropriate guess of how it is?

[Get Real!]

Ade bale… ekavlosen o Iraklis! Re ma en andrebesai dibote?

Egio brosbatho na bo istories fronimes, tzie essou ehases don dellia!

[DrCyprus]

After reading GR's shit it just occurred to me that I've never banged a Cypriot hoochie... in fact I've never even seen one.. except once upside down coming out of the womb.. but hundreds of black, Asian, redneck, a couple of Greek,white but never Cypriot..

I've got some questions. What's foreplay with a Cypriot chick like? Is it like .. Ela ra barton vouko tsai siopa.. or is it like

cypriot chick....varton oulo mesa re gare. Me..en olous mesa, tsai oute enan awww en eipes..Cypriot chick..ate ela ena ouch...


Or... etsi orean pashoputa San esena en eida pote mou.. kame ena kafe metrio.. jai shipse na sou ton katso.. is this an appropriate guess of how it is?

Oi na mas hisis mesto forum. Lipithu ton Lordo pou enna prepei na katharisei.

[B25]

After reading GR's shit it just occurred to me that I've never banged a Cypriot hoochie... in fact I've never even seen one.. except once upside down coming out of the womb.. but hundreds of black, Asian, redneck, a couple of Greek,white but never Cypriot..

I've got some questions. What's foreplay with a Cypriot chick like? Is it like .. Ela ra barton vouko tsai siopa.. or is it like

cypriot chick....varton oulo mesa re gare. Me..en olous mesa, tsai oute enan awww en eipes..Cypriot chick..ate ela ena ouch...


Or... etsi orean pashoputa San esena en eida pote mou.. kame ena kafe metrio.. jai shipse na sou ton katso.. is this an appropriate guess of how it is?

[Lordo]

After reading GR's shit it just occurred to me that I've never banged a Cypriot hoochie... in fact I've never even seen one.. except once upside down coming out of the womb.. but hundreds of black, Asian, redneck, a couple of Greek,white but never Cypriot..

I've got some questions. What's foreplay with a Cypriot chick like? Is it like .. Ela ra barton vouko tsai siopa.. or is it like

cypriot chick....varton oulo mesa re gare. Me..en olous mesa, tsai oute enan awww en eipes..Cypriot chick..ate ela ena ouch...


Or... etsi orean pashoputa San esena en eida pote mou.. kame ena kafe metrio.. jai shipse na sou ton katso.. is this an appropriate guess of how it is?

Oi na mas hisis mesto forum. Lipithu ton Lordo pou enna prepei na katharisei.

en dje esshide androbin esi gavole, aisdon lordon exso bu di guvendesas.

most boys grow out of this nonsense by the age of 18 gavole. your ageal develpment is not 18 combined. your brains are in your dicks gavole and of course needless to say you need an electron microscope to see it right.

[kurupetos]

After reading GR's shit it just occurred to me that I've never banged a Cypriot hoochie... in fact I've never even seen one.. except once upside down coming out of the womb.. but hundreds of black, Asian, redneck, a couple of Greek,white but never Cypriot..

I've got some questions. What's foreplay with a Cypriot chick like? Is it like .. Ela ra barton vouko tsai siopa.. or is it like

cypriot chick....varton oulo mesa re gare. Me..en olous mesa, tsai oute enan awww en eipes..Cypriot chick..ate ela ena ouch...


Or... etsi orean pashoputa San esena en eida pote mou.. kame ena kafe metrio.. jai shipse na sou ton katso.. is this an appropriate guess of how it is?

Oi na mas hisis mesto forum. Lipithu ton Lordo pou enna prepei na katharisei.

He is TC, not Filipino...

[Get Real!]

Part #5. The Kinky Yacht…

On a very hot summer day I drove to Gavo Greco and waited at the end of the little jetty. A small motor-boat comes to collect me… it’s humid and thus wet on the alluminium seat, uncomfortable… having no choice I take a seat anyway. We head out for a few kilometers where a luxury yacht is anchored.

The journey is about 5 minutes and I step on the yacht in relief where a gorgeous girl is sunbathing on one of the decks. I recognize the boss’ daughter enjoying the sun.

I head for the captain’s driving/control area (don’t know the technical term for this room) and get the job done after 1-2 hours. I return to the living/bar area only to find the boss’ daughter sort of leaning against the bar.

Suddenly my phone rings… it’s the boss enquiring about the job so we get into a conversation.

Dressed in a little bikini, the daughter is by now doing “stuff” and getting her body into all sorts of positions for my eyes only… so concentrating on what daddy is saying is getting very difficult!
She heard me earlier say things like “OK boss…” etc so she knows whom I’m talking with… that’s when the funny positions begun!

I don’t really know how to handle this… it’s very kinky but also dangerous and I need the job. He finally hangs up and the mesmerizing game seems to have ended… gotta make a decision fast… crack onto the daughter and you could end up making a mess… don’t go for it and you could be missing out big time!

I go the coward’s way… I greet her with a smile which she returns and head for the rear deck where the little boat is tied. The deck hand sees me and comes down to take me back. I step onto the little boat no longer caring that the seat is wet… too much on my mind!

PS: If someone recognizes/suspects the identity of someone mentioned in this story please DON’T post it here… send me a PM if you like. Thanks.

[CrookedRiverGuy]

Should one read something Freudian into the descriptions of the wet seat?

[Get Real!]

Should one read something Freudian into the descriptions of the wet seat?

I thought of that but decided to leave it there…

[Get Real!]

Part #6: The sexy obligation…

Another day and another call to the front desk… this time to communicate with a customer who only spoke English… (If memory serves me well she was American)

It was an obese girl in her early 20s only she had the face of an angel. A very strange combination indeed and she was very well spoken too. So from the neck up she was a goddess and from the neck down… rather pitiful!

We got on very well and I gave her the service her sharp witty personality deserved.

A few days later following my call she came round again to collect her now repaired laptop and while I was packing her stuff in the carry case she slid a clenched fist across the desk and shoved something in my palm.

Surprised, I thought it was some kind of rare tip so I kept my hand closed because I felt uncomfortable and didn’t want others to see me accepting money like that. At the same time I was thinking how I could return it without insulting her because I was well paid at that job and didn’t really need/want a tip.

So I figured as soon as she’s out the door I’ll go after her from the other door where colleagues can’t see me and just return the money and thank her for it!

So after paying her bill she picked up her carry case, thanked me many times over, wore a beautiful sexy smile, gave me a last persistent look and walked off.

I quickly went round the other door from the workshop side and almost out the front when I decided to take a look at just how much she shoved in my hand.

To my surprise instead of money it was a piece of white paper so I unfolded it and it had her name, her number, and the message… “Call me!”.

And I’m like… “Oh shit!”… and that stopped me dead in my tracks… I reversed back into the workshop!