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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby B25 » Tue Jun 13, 2017 3:15 pm

So you'll now be shagging little darkies as well as Russians, nice. :)
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby Pyrpolizer » Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:46 pm

miltiades wrote:Met this ...young old boy yesterday on the Enaerios pier fishing. Being the type who engages easisy with conversation and seing that the young old boy was responsive I introduced my self and also told him that i had returned to Cyprus a few weeks back. Me too he responded. I spent 40 years in the UK and came back 27 years ago !!. I do not regret a moment he told me. We naturally concured on this. He looked just a touch older than I so I told him I was 71. Your just a mere ....kid he replied. How old are you i asked. I was 85 he replied on ....May the 9th.!!!
My birthday !!! You look very good for your age i told him, what is the secret of your youthfulness. SEX he replied chuckling !!!
How often I asked . Mondays, wednesdays and Fridays he replied with a mischievous grin on his face !! Why these days i asked, well he said on these days i eat fasolia and raw garlic. Are you not botheted with excessive ...flatulence i asked. No he said the garlic sees to that.
Curious to find out more I asked if his wife eats the same. Oh no he responds, its not with my wife but mian shrilanguan !!!!
So boys, remember Fasolia and raw garlic, i had some today !!!


MEN
51-60 yo - 20% NIL
61-70 yo -69% NIL
>=70 yo - 87.5% NIL

WOMEN

51-60 yo - 54% NIL
61-70 yo -63% NIL
>=70 yo - 100% NIL
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby miltiades » Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:32 am

Firstly I would like to thank LR for sharing a bottle or two of my, and his,
favourite beverage . Had a lovely time and a good chat.

As for the statistical figures provided by Plzr
All that i can say, if i have interpreted correctly, is that this 71 year old still retains a healthy interest in the opposite sex, more so since i have started eating fasolia and raw garlic.....
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby Londonrake » Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:47 am

miltiades wrote:Firstly I would like to thank LR for sharing a bottle or two of my, and his,
favourite beverage . Had a lovely time and a good chat.

As for the statistical figures provided by Plzr
All that i can say, if i have interpreted correctly, is that this 71 year old still retains a healthy interest in the opposite sex, more so since i have started eating fasolia and raw garlic.....


Having a vivacious, young, stunning blonde lady for a Wife playing no part in it, of course! :lol: :wink:
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby miltiades » Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:17 am

Its the ....icing on the cake mate.
Will however insist she eats raw garlic !!
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby Pyrpolizer » Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:06 am

miltiades wrote:Firstly I would like to thank LR for sharing a bottle or two of my, and his,
favourite beverage . Had a lovely time and a good chat.

As for the statistical figures provided by Plzr
All that i can say, if i have interpreted correctly, is that this 71 year old still retains a healthy interest in the opposite sex, more so since i have started eating fasolia and raw garlic.....


Well the stats also reveal that those over 70 DON'T do it with women of similar age, otherwise those poor women wouldn't score NIL :lol: :wink:
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby miltiades » Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:35 pm

There is, by nature, a subtle difference between a 70 + male and a 70+ female. Its human nature that the male will be attracted to younger females, perfectly natural.
My wife is only 35, much to old for a youngster but desirable for men of my age.
You will also recall a saying that men matute with age as women get older. Personally i have to confess that age has not diminished in any way my physical needs. Sex after all is what " sustains" humanity.
As you get older you begin to appreciate the opposite sex not only physicaly but mentally too. A beautiful woman rejuvanates an older man in a healthy and natural way.
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby miltiades » Thu Jun 15, 2017 5:10 am

Two months now in Cyprus and the honeymoon continues far more intense and satisfying in all aspects of life and living on the island . In all apart from one, one aspect that as a regular visitor to Cyprus for over 30 years i have yet to comprehend . DRIVING. Surely the most annoying aspect of living on the island. Its not just the young and inexperienced drivers but almost all. Firstly this nasty habit of creeping forward at red traffic lights, the excessive unnecessarily high speed, the rush to get from a to b, the total absence of road manners and road sense, the incessant use of mobiles whilst driving, the constant violation of traffic lights which has forced me to even stop at green lights just in case some fucking idiot goes thtough red lights.I knew this nasty aspect from long time back, i can live with it but will not remain silent . I give speeding drivers a two finger sign and usually a few expletives. The idiots consider only them selves on the roads especially young boys and the worst young women who seem to consider their fucking mobiles as an integral part of their car. So watch out, milti is about !!!
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby miltiades » Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:15 am

Today marks two months of my return to my beloved Cyprus. Two months of pure joy , the honeymoon seems to continue and will continue to infinity. So much to do and see, childhood memories seem to be coming to life, the beach in Limassol by Enaerios where I first started to swim, so many years ago.
Schools close next week so i got my self two fishing rods , one for me and one for my nine year old grandson , cant wait to start catching kourkounes and chefalous.
Have met so many locals , always converse in Cypriot, I love our expressive dialect, it enhances and enriches our communication interaction.

As for the weather, what can one say but absolutely fantastic, I love the heat the clear blue skies. From my veranda I watch the boats just across the road, in the blue Cyprus sea.
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby Alexa1994 » Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:35 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Sotos wrote:But now I can get what I want from even a 1.2 ltr. car...

You mean like getting blown off the freeway like a kite? :?


:D Lol I guess he will be blown like a jet even.
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