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Re: EU passport

Postby Get Real! » Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:56 pm

Robin Hood wrote:.... and the answer is YES ....... eventually. First permanent resident status then, in some years she can apply for citizenship.

So ignore GR as he is just an unpleasant person with a big foul mouth supported by limited brain capacity! :roll:

Shhhhh... the pinkie may attack and its name is not Paphitis! :lol:
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Re: EU passport

Postby Sotos » Mon Jul 10, 2017 12:20 am

Get Real! wrote:
Sotos wrote:Seems like you have comprehension problems. There is nothing about "entitlement" in the question.

Michelle1967 wrote:Would I be able to apply to live in Cyprus and get an EU passport too?

Incorrect!

Here's the question again... (watch how I clear it up for you with pseudocode)

"Would I be able to apply to live in Cyprus and get an EU passport too?"



So it's a simple case of (Condition #1) AND-ed with (Condition #2), so in javascript it would look like this:


Success=(live in Cyprus)&&(get an EU passport);


Which will always return FALSE because the TIMING of both these conditions being successful will always be off by a number of years (5+)

She obviously assumed that a successful residence permit also automatically equals to citizenship! :wink:


Elementary for a programmer...



:lol: :lol: But even javascript has async / await ;) The question is: Does it matter if you insist you are right when everybody understands that you are wrong? You are living in your own little world again ;)
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Re: EU passport

Postby kurupetos » Mon Jul 10, 2017 12:30 am

Sotos wrote::lol: :lol: But even javascript has async / await ;) The question is: Does it matter if you insist you are right when everybody understands that you are wrong? You are living in your own little world again ;)

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Re: EU passport

Postby Sotos » Mon Jul 10, 2017 12:48 am

kurupetos wrote:
Sotos wrote::lol: :lol: But even javascript has async / await ;) The question is: Does it matter if you insist you are right when everybody understands that you are wrong? You are living in your own little world again ;)

The chicken lives in a closet!


Or maybe in a chicken coop... and he is not "free range" :P
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Re: EU passport

Postby Get Real! » Mon Jul 10, 2017 12:51 am

Sotos wrote::lol: :lol: But even javascript has async / await ;)

I've never heard of an async that needs 5-10 years to return a result! Have you?

By the time it returns with a value technology will change and all the software and hardware replaced! :lol:

Sotos wrote:The question is: Does it matter if you insist you are right when everybody understands that you are wrong? You are living in your own little world again ;)

If I were part of this "everybody" I wouldn't be the GR that you know.
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Re: EU passport

Postby Get Real! » Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:01 am

Anyone can apply for anything imaginable on this planet but it doesn’t necessarily mean that they’ll get it.

The Cyprus immigration screws applicants many times over on a daily basis, each time charging more and more euros for this or that fee.

I happen to know the most horrible bitch that works at the Nicosia immigration (representing the State) and her job is to specifically CUT applicants to meet a very strict “rejection quota”.

Her job is to find and/or invent reasons/excuses why each applicant should be rejected for the good of the State.

They basically give them the runarounds while emptying their pockets all for good reason… make them give up because nobody wants foreigners!

Same goes in every other country... why do you think immigration issues always take so much longer to process than any other application known to man? I don’t think it’s a coincidence.

The Cypriot immigration will allow a trickle of the absolute BEST applicants to get through per/year and reject the vast majority just so they have *some* statistics to show the EU.
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Re: EU passport

Postby Get Real! » Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:10 am

Oh and btw... I forgot to mention the ULTIMATE evidence that she thought they both (residence + citizenship) come together as a "package"...

She says...

"Would I be able to apply to live in Cyprus and get an EU passport too?"

Which means... do I get THIS + THAT ?

In ONE scoop! :wink:


NOW do you all SEE the POWER of the pinkie?

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Re: EU passport

Postby Get Real! » Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:24 am

pinkie.jpg


Next challenger please... 8)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Henceforth, you may not address GR directly... you must talk to the pinkie first! :lol:
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Re: EU passport

Postby CBBB » Mon Jul 10, 2017 6:38 am

Get Real! wrote:The Cypriot immigration will allow a trickle of the absolute BEST applicants to get through per/year and reject the vast majority just so they have *some* statistics to show the EU.


They also let in those with a bit of "meson".
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Re: EU passport

Postby kurupetos » Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:25 pm

CBBB wrote:
Get Real! wrote:The Cypriot immigration will allow a trickle of the absolute BEST applicants to get through per/year and reject the vast majority just so they have *some* statistics to show the EU.


They also let in those with a bit of "meson".

A lot...
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