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Massive rave /free party at Ledra Palace

Postby pumpernickle » Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:24 pm

That's my plan.

To get both sides mingling and friends, and hey, mebbe.....LURVERS! Yu could organise a massive piss up party at the Ledra Palaca, Turk Cyps and Bubble Cyps invited. Free of course, governments pay for booze, recreational drugs, the DJ, sound, lighting, snacks and bouncers.

Bouncers have to be Russian. Neutrality being a big reason, the fact they are f*kin' huge a secondary factor.

By the end, you would have scenes of happy united cypriots staggering out in eachothers's arms, forgetting past troubles, and willfully stuffing themselves into cabs bound for the after party.

What better solution could there be?

Just so long as the greeks left their obsessional mobiles at home, and the turks didn't insist on bringing bales of hay and farm animals along, it would not fail to be a triumph.

The press would love it, polticians would literally be ejaculating in the midst of their mistresses, and all the petty snipers and whingers would be at home listening to folk and fleetwood mac, mumbling into their coffees in distain. Let 'em rot in bitterness.

It's time to party, mofo. Yeah.

doom dum de doom doooo de dum dum druum a dum dum....

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Postby growuptcs » Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:33 pm

Must of been on ecstacy writing that post all pumped up, pumpernicle. keep the shirt on
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Postby tcklim » Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:19 pm

You know that actually would be awesome :) However, the tendency for testosterone fuelled cyps to beat up people for trivial reasons might actually cause it to have the opposite effect....

I'd still go though :)
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Postby pumpernickle » Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:23 pm

could be a prob....unless

we find a common enemy of the turks and greeks to join forced against in comradeship

much like a decoy, just for a night.

How about British Squaddies! get the UN to bring em up under false pretences, say its to see Jim Davidson live in stand up, then strip em naked and have anti cypriot slogans daubed on their bodies in black paint.

get em in stage to dance the can-can and sing kareoke under pain of death, and watch the rotten veg fly!
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Postby Sotos » Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:43 am

pumpernickle i think you should be confined in the jokes section :roll:
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Postby tcklim » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:58 am

All ya gotta do to bring the squaddies over is promise a free shot with every karaoke song sung....... 'course, their audible torture will empty out the palace within about ... lets say... 5 seconds? Vinndaalloooooo (feel sick already).

I havent yet managed to last more than about 5 seconds in one of those britty karaoke bars. Still, it's better than risking a group beating at any of theother bars. Oi whats the nightlife like on the North? never tried... curious though, and whats the rules exactly for the crossing. If I cross at 11 pm do i have until 11 pm the next day to get back?
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Postby lysi » Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:48 pm

PIMPERNIPPLE, have you ever thought about becoming an english politician ? you are so full of bullshit i think you would do a good job at it.
Or maybe a job with the turkish ministry for bullshit.

ps, what the hell are you an instructor off.
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Postby pumpernickle » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:21 pm

I'd appreciate it if you could lay off the insults and abuse please, it's becoming somewhat rude and uneccesary.
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Postby growuptcs » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:54 pm

So in other words you want to celebrate with the GCs a fun nite out. Sounds great, really, it does. But how do you expect the GCs to go out and party with the same attitude. Forget that you still occupy our land, just to bang your women. No deal buddy. Would you party with the pedophile that took your 8 year old daughters virginity.
Listen TCs, stop trying to go with the change of heart that your experiencing and thinking it can all work out in the end. It cant, unless somewhere in the near future someone on your side, offers to give all our shit back. Up until this point no one ever mentioned giving anything back but you still want to talk about the bright future ahead of you. Grow up, voice your opinions together, and realize things are never going to change the way they r now. I know till this day all TCs are thinking the TRNC is going to be valid one day, when all it is, is false expectations.
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Postby tcklim » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:57 pm

It's so reassuring we have ppl like you ..... Cyprus will be re-unified in no time
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