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FIRM THIS UP

Postby brother » Fri Nov 26, 2004 5:43 pm

ONE morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her bum and said: "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said: "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the willy. With a death grip in place, she said: "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother."
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Postby city » Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:24 pm

:D old, but still a good one.....
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