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When drunk...................
PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:16 pm Reply with quote
GG
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me! sing.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:27 pm Reply with quote
Snad
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:59 pm Reply with quote
theresa
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True how true !
PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:32 pm Reply with quote
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I cant say most of that sober.. Laughing Laughing Shocked
PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:01 pm Reply with quote
simonwjones
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How did you think of all these sayings?

Did you start drinking one night and take notes down!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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