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The princess and the frog

Postby city » Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:28 pm

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow
near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said:
Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evilwitch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper,
young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup
housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.That night, on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought:
I don't f##king think so.
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Postby brother » Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:34 pm

Now that was a bad joke :(
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Postby city » Wed Dec 01, 2004 10:40 am

why? You don't like it?
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Postby brother » Wed Dec 01, 2004 3:10 pm

to sadistic for my taste but the others are good :D
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Postby city » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:22 pm

ok, agreed. Jokes are always a matter of taste. :-)
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