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My Rules
PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:40 pm Reply with quote
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My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not."
PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:26 am Reply with quote
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well, I like that one! Laughing Laughing Laughing
PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:33 pm Reply with quote
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Thanks babes Very Happy
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Laughing Laughing Laughing
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