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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooooooooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12 . Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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| kurupetos |
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| ...and you are a criminal |
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:14 pm |
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| Hiyar herif |
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sticks and stones......
i love all women
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:18 pm |
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| Mills Chapman |
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:39 pm |
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| miltiades |
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| Seems to me you haven't met the Man yet !! |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:13 pm |
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| miltiades wrote: |
| Seems to me you haven't met the Man yet !! |
.................and 'the Man' is - as if we did not know!  
Bubbles x |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:14 pm |
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| kurupetos wrote: |
| ...and you are a criminal |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:16 pm |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:59 pm |
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| DANGAMAN |
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| webbo wrote: |
| miltiades wrote: |
| Seems to me you haven't met the Man yet !! |
.................and 'the Man' is - as if we did not know!
Bubbles x |
You guessed it Baby DANGAMAN |
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| Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:24 am |
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| DANGAMAN wrote: |
| webbo wrote: |
| miltiades wrote: |
| Seems to me you haven't met the Man yet !! |
.................and 'the Man' is - as if we did not know!
Bubbles x |
You guessed it Baby DANGAMAN |
Bet Milt will be fuming that you got in there first DM!! 
Bubbles x |
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