An 18 Year Old Italian Girl
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 Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:44 pm |
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| chrisp |
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An 18-year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature, distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You try again." |
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:24 pm |
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| Smiler Brian |
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| Was that not joke of the day yesterday on thehun.net? natasja.net is similar but not so varied. (these are both porn sites so please do not visit if you object to such sites) |
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:51 pm |
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| chrisp |
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Hi Brian,
I get them emailed to me by a friend who tells me they get them from a site called amazing jokes.com. so as for porn sites, sorry to shatter your illusion but dont visit them.  |
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