What Not To Say in Bed
 | What Not To Say in Bed |  |
 Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:33 pm |
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| DANGAMAN |
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Having a romp in the sack with your new sweetie? Don't say any of the following or you'll ruin the experience!
1. "Do you accept Visa?"
2. "On second thought, let's turn off the lights."
3. "Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman."
4. "This would be more fun with a few more people..."
5. "Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!"
6. "Why am I doing all the work?"
7. "Do you get any premium movie channels?"
8. "Keep it down! My mother's a light sleeper!"
9. "I thought you had the key to the handcuffs!"
10. "Do you know your ceiling needs painting?"
11. "No, really... I do this part better myself!"
12. "Hope you'll still look as good when I'm sober..."
13. "And to think - I was really trying to pick up your friend!"
14. "You're good enough to do this for a living!"
15. "It's nice being with a woman I don't have to inflate!"
16. "You're almost as good as my ex!"
17. "Don't mind me... I always pick my toes in bed."
18. "Hurry up! The game's on soon!"
19. "And to think - I didn't even have to buy you dinner!" |
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| Re: What Not To Say in Bed | |
| Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:26 am |
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| webbo |
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Like the way this works for either sex! 
Bubbles x  |
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| Re: What Not To Say in Bed | |
| Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 4:18 am |
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| dinos |
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| DANGAMAN wrote: |
Having a romp in the sack with your new sweetie? Don't say any of the following or you'll ruin the experience!
1. "Do you accept Visa?"
2. "On second thought, let's turn off the lights."
3. "Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman."
4. "This would be more fun with a few more people..."
5. "Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!"
6. "Why am I doing all the work?"
7. "Do you get any premium movie channels?"
8. "Keep it down! My mother's a light sleeper!"
9. "I thought you had the key to the handcuffs!"
10. "Do you know your ceiling needs painting?"
11. "No, really... I do this part better myself!"
12. "Hope you'll still look as good when I'm sober..."
13. "And to think - I was really trying to pick up your friend!"
14. "You're good enough to do this for a living!"
15. "It's nice being with a woman I don't have to inflate!"
16. "You're almost as good as my ex!"
17. "Don't mind me... I always pick my toes in bed."
18. "Hurry up! The game's on soon!"
19. "And to think - I didn't even have to buy you dinner!" |
To add a couple more:
20. "There - that should shut you up for a while!"
21. "Would you hurry up and come already?! I have to take a crap!"
For the record, I'm not stupid enough to have tried either of them... |
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